i feel like shit 

The feeling you have after (whether it's right then or soon after) you find out that you are the cause of someone either feeling sad, mad, or has been screwed over by your actions.

Man, i feel like shit after i found out my girl didn't want me to do what i did.

i feel like shit by Vilma's Mikey May 19, 2008

I feel like shit 

Feeling really ill, maybe you have a hangover.

"I shouldn't of had that much wine yesterday, I feel like shit."

I feel like shit by Damnitscam March 3, 2017

feel like a biscuit

To realize that you are wrong, stupid, or otherwise moronic. Often used in a rhetorical question.

1. Dang, now don't you feel like a biscuit?
2. See, 'feel like a biscuit' is a phrase. Now I bet you feel like a biscuit, Julia.

feel like a biscuit by Plusmonster September 1, 2008

I Feel Like Dying 

When you come down from being high off any drug.
When my dealer dont have no more then, I FEEL LIKE DYING!!

Lil Wayne - "I Feel Like Dying"
"only once the drugs are done that i feel like dying" <--- Repeat over and over.
background to song.

one verse =
i can mingle with the stars & throw a party on Mars
I am a prisoner locked up behind Xanax bars
I have just boarded a plane without a pilot
And violets are blue,
Roses are red
Daisies are yellow,
The flowers are dead
Wish I can give you this feeling that I feel like buying
And if my dealer don’t have no more, then I feel like dying

I Feel Like Dying by Weezy IS Wayne August 11, 2008

feel like ass 

feel like ass- usually occurs when being sick or the morning after after a kick-ass party. feeling like ass is to feel down, shitty, etc..

hang-overs, symtoms of the flu and cold and a massive puke factor are ways of feeling like ass; " hey man we should go out and party tonight, i heard they're going to have some sick shit there" " nah.. i'm good, i've got a hang-over from last night and i can't stop barfing. i feel like ass."

feel like ass by nicole renae February 14, 2006

My eyes! They feel like needles! 

What one screams in agony when one's eyes feel like needles.

Often shouted hysterically when hydrochloric acid, potassium permanganate, nitric acid, citric acid or some caustic or industrial chemical enters your eyes, and you can't help but scream in pain.

Greg Gregorius (after squirting orange juice in his eye): My eyes! They feel like needles!
Me: Here, let me gouge them out for you with this plastic spoon.
Greg: No, I'm quite fine, thanks.

My eyes! They feel like needles! by PaperMachete October 26, 2005

feel like a potato 

The phrase feel like a potato defines as feeling useless and lazy

Bloody hell I feel like a potato today not done owt all day !

feel like a potato by Flemelem January 27, 2021