Drop the kids off at the pool

If you are a lady and you have just had sexy times with a man without a condom. You may need to drop the (potential) kids off at the pool to prevent a wet patch in the bed and subsequent damp patches in her panties.

That was nice darling. I just need to drop the kids off at the pool before we go to sleep.

by Bazzlington May 24, 2018

dropping the kids off at the pool

The act of having a large crap

Where where you?
Hell that pizza got to me,was dropping the kids off at the pool

by mathew wr August 4, 2008

drop the kids at the pool

Evacuating the lower bowell, squeezing out a darkie, doing a poo!!

Wait a minute, i just have to drop the kids at the pool then we can go out.

by jamesbrown April 21, 2003

dropping the kids at the pool

When you get the intense feeling of a desperate need to take a BIG shit!!

Man can I call you back, I need to drop the kids off at the pool.

by megan July 7, 2004

dropping the kids at the pool

doing a number two.

Ed the boss: "Charles, where have you been, you've been away from your desk for ages"
Charles: "Sorry Ed, I've just had to drop the kids at the pool"

by trunky March 30, 2004

i was just dropping the kids off at the pool

been for a poo

where were you?

i was just dropping the kids off at the pool!!!

by Dudette!! August 14, 2009

Drop the kids at-the Pool

to take a dump or a shit

Wait for me, I am just going to drop the kids at-the pool

by Jimmy Gardner November 14, 2007