fist-a-dil

A dildo with a huge fist on the business end of it.

Me: My fucking arm is wore out. Robio: Why? Me: Had to use a fist-a-dil on Marks mom's asshole last nite. She's insatiable.

by Barnyard Pimp October 15, 2021

kicked a dil

An embarrassing mistake made in front of a number of people. Usually accomplished during sporting event. AKA pulling a dildo.

Kicked a dill: Verb. I kicked a dill when I through the ball into the back of the backboard.

by Howtown Posse April 25, 2016

Dil-Droid

a app on the new Droidphone that vibrates and the little guy on the screen is shaped like a dick!

Girl: here feel my dil-droid!
As she puts the phone up tothe other girls inner thigh

by RaddaRadda! January 8, 2011

Dil Dew

Caffeine free Mt. Dew

Oh NO! You bought me a Dil Dew, not a Mt. Dew!

by sugartoes September 24, 2010

Dil-Hammer

A wooden stick with a dildo attached to it(usually used as a strange, gay weapon)

Run away!He has a dil-hammer!

by xXKillgearXx October 15, 2010

DIL-Do

The Dad equivalent of a "MILF." "Dad I'd Like (to) DO" (sexually)

Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck"
dads, whether married, separated or divorced, that a female individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them.

A DIL-DO is any father that is sexually desirable.

by MMM-good February 25, 2010

Dil-time

When someone starts to act like a complete Dil, it means it is now Dil-time.

"What did you do that for you cakey maigrum? Is it Dil-time or what"?!

"That Spacko at the checkout won't leave until he's got his milk AND his biscuits..... I'm pretty sure it's Dil-time right about now".

by Guitarlover1711 May 30, 2009