cookie monster

Someone who likes take (munch) alot of bikkies,pills,especially over a short period of time. Ie a weekend, Dan had 8 pills starting on friday night and took his last on Sunday morning.

"Dan you're a total cookie monster"

cookie monster by boredatwork December 14, 2008

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cookie monster

female sexual reproduction organ

Dude that chick was really hot. I hope I get to see her cookie monster.

cookie monster by the ham December 28, 2005

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Cookie Monster

A game played by males. The males form a circle and place a cookie in the middle. They then whip out their dicks and masturbate trying to squirt onto the cookie. Last one to hit the cookie has to eat it.

Haha how was that cookie you had to eat for losing in cookie monster?

Cookie Monster by dat otha wite guy July 19, 2009

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Cookie Monster

A fable character in the kids show "Sesame Street". Where his addiction of crack was substituted with cookies, he was former wanted criminal by the name of "Blue Hairy Balls" or his infamous one "The Cookie Raper". On his career as actor he was charged with assult when he struck Big Bird head with a sock full of quaters because he wanted his oreo cookies saying "ME WANTS HIS COOKIES".

Mom is in the kitchen.

Older kid: "Mom, why is Kenny crying

Mother: "Because KiKi hit his head with a toy for his cookies.

Older Kid: "Cookie Monster. No More Sesame Street for you".

Cookie Monster by nyfinest17 April 13, 2009