Chocolate Covered Strawberry

The act of pulling out a girls tampon with your teeth, dropping it in her mouth, making out and swapping it back into your mouth then proceeding to swallow it and poop it out. You now have a Chocolate Covered Strawberry to put in her mouth.

I had to pay the prostitute extra to give her a Chocolate Covered Strawberry.

My asshole hurts from making my girl a Chocolate Covered Strawberry.

by Johnny B Strawberry November 16, 2010

The Chocolate Covered Banana

when you shit on your own penis and proceed to oral sex with ya lady!!!!!!!!!!!

hey hey, how's about a chocolate covered banana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Keanu Reeves April 24, 2005

chocolate-covered raspberry

The act of giving someone a raspberry after the person has eaten chocolate, leaving a brown stain on the recipient's shirt.

Dude she ate M&M's and gave me a chocolate-covered raspberry!
Ew! I can see the stain!

by dwright93 March 15, 2010

Chocolate covered pretzel

When a girl has to take a shit and you have anal

Bro did u here about that girl that chocolate covered pretzeled ,it was nasty she put it on the hub

by Salty Jews February 12, 2018

Chocolate Covered Payday

Receiving a money shot from a big black dick

The volleyball coach got blasted with a chocolate covered payday from Jerome.

by Bill Pickle March 5, 2010

Chocolate Covered Polish Sausage

While having anal sex, the girl has diarrhea all over the shaft and head of the penis. Immediately following, the girl cleans off the flecks and juices of the diarrhea with a blow job.

Girl: Sorry I'm not really in the mood for sex tonight...
Guy: Ahh, fine, can you at least give me a chocolate covered polish sausage then?

by PolishGuy291 April 9, 2010

chocolate covered coconut crack

Noun.

THE BEST STUFF EVER!!!!!

Something that is insanely irresistible.

I can't pass up a donut, they are my chocolate covered coconut crack!

by rpetras April 29, 2008