Hey man, looks like we've got a paper canoe on our hands, let's squash this shit out and roll a new one.
by Mike the Rookie September 2, 2009
by Dalemite April 5, 2006
Yo bring a needle tonight and we can shoot some Iroquois Canoes.
Isn't that gay?
Not in the reservation it's not.
Isn't that gay?
Not in the reservation it's not.
by showmethemknees February 2, 2015
An individual who insists on causing the rest of the earth as much pain as possible; A chap so arrogant and twattish that they have almost no choice but to fuck you over whenever possible.
*Car drives through large puddle, drenching a child*
Child: "Pickles, what a complete Douche Canoe that old chap is!"
Child: "Pickles, what a complete Douche Canoe that old chap is!"
by FretWizard February 2, 2014
1. "Dude, I totally stuck my meat stick in her flesh canoe."
2. "First I got high, then listened to Flesh Canoe. It was
amazing."
2. "First I got high, then listened to Flesh Canoe. It was
amazing."
by ef8834787yujnfjjjjjjjjp1o1s1n1e1g37489okmkfd April 8, 2008
by the brothers turk January 13, 2012
the most beautiful woman you will ever encounter. a partner with whom you could converse about anything for hours. Even if it means putting her own feelings aside, she will do anything takes to bring out the best in you. even if it means hurting you...
by Rostako December 8, 2022