boiling toilet 

When the receiving member of a rim job decides to flatulate in the face of the person administering the deed.

Sheila was trying to go where I didn't want her to so I gave her the old boiling toilet.

boiling toilet by Sean March 18, 2004

Boiling Chocolate 

The moment before you spackle that you know you have to make it to a toilet before you embarrass yourself. A small bubble of shit forms and sprays a small amount of poo on your pants. Much like prairie dogging.

" Dude I think I might have to spackle."

" What makes you say that?"

" I think I'm boiling chocolate over here."

Boiling Chocolate by The Spackler August 23, 2009

Boiling Pot 

Pissing into a pot and throwing it at someone

He didn't know he was about to get a Boiling Pot

Boiling Pot by IhaveHIV December 22, 2021

boiling in the bag 

to be a fetus, to be in the uterus, an unborn child

Son, that song is a remake. I was listening to the original version before you were even boiling in the bag.

boiling in the bag by Woody Thomas December 9, 2008

Boiling Betsy 

The act tying a women to a spit over a pot of boiling water and inserting a semi-melted dildo into her vagnal cavity

Slime Daddy just gave Rachel a boiling betsy and she's in the hospital for a month now.

Boiling Betsy by $lime $quad October 23, 2016

boiling water guarantee 

The guarantee that is offered on something that cant be guaranteed for as long as that person keeps a part of their body in boiling water. In other words there is no guarantee

Seller - Yeah this car comes with a boiling water guarantee
Buyer - Ok thanks ill get back to you

boiling water guarantee by davecyberd January 8, 2011

Boiling Noodles 

The term used to describe the act of urinating in the midst of extreme dehydration. The strong odor that emanates from the toilet bowl is tantamount to the smell of hot starchy pasta water.

After walking 11 miles home in the NYC Blackout of August 2003, my boyfriend was boiling noodles in the dark.

Boiling Noodles by yummyza January 3, 2007