1. a term that was once used to describe a three-foot midget who happened to take Thursday ballet class. thankfully, that term is no longer in use.
2. extremely nice jewelery
2. extremely nice jewelery
1. Did you see that bling bling that walked out of Hawkins Dance Studio?
more realisticly:
2. Yo, did see his pinky bling bling? DAMMMMMMMNNN
more realisticly:
2. Yo, did see his pinky bling bling? DAMMMMMMMNNN
by grand June 23, 2005
1. Noun. ber-l-ing-it. a term used to describe the returning of borrowed chains or jewellery.
2 can also describe getting out of a bad situation faster than you can shake your chains.
2 can also describe getting out of a bad situation faster than you can shake your chains.
1. oooi bruv if your gonna take my ice bling it back to be by saturday, or ill come get ya.
2. Donelle: Tyrone! Tyrone! its the feds they found our stash!
Tyrone: Foool why you bring that s*** back here, quick lets bling it outta here before they see us.
Donelle: bling it all the way
2. Donelle: Tyrone! Tyrone! its the feds they found our stash!
Tyrone: Foool why you bring that s*** back here, quick lets bling it outta here before they see us.
Donelle: bling it all the way
by ezzz January 12, 2008
The word "bling" refers to any unnecessary accumulation of metal or jewellery which impresses the simple-minded. Examples of bling-related activity include: driving a car with shiny platinum rims, arriving at a movie premiere in a hat made of glittering diamonds, or pointing at a big block of gold and cooing away for hours on end like an unforgivable moron whose mere existence ultimately cheapens us all. Bling is the single most shallow, boring and wilfully superficial cultural phenomenon ever to excite humankind, which is saying something for a species already hooked on internet poker.
In recent months, collective guilt over the planet's future and the disparity of global wealth have exerted a cooling effect on bling's popularity, although genuine justice will never be achieved until everyone responsible for promoting, propagating, passively approving of, or even being ironically amused by any and all aspects of bling culture has been hunted down and jailed for a minimum of 37 years in a maximum security prison with no carpets, hot water or bog roll.
In recent months, collective guilt over the planet's future and the disparity of global wealth have exerted a cooling effect on bling's popularity, although genuine justice will never be achieved until everyone responsible for promoting, propagating, passively approving of, or even being ironically amused by any and all aspects of bling culture has been hunted down and jailed for a minimum of 37 years in a maximum security prison with no carpets, hot water or bog roll.
by grumblord March 16, 2007
by iq December 3, 2002
1. Chico was blinging when he stolled up in the club last night.
2. Chico's yummy-doodle was blinging when I was dancing w/ him at the club last night.
2. Chico's yummy-doodle was blinging when I was dancing w/ him at the club last night.
by Dee November 11, 2003
Your jewelry that is iced out or crushed out with diamonds, usually platinum or gold: watches(Gucci, Rolex, Cartier), chains, pieces, bracelets, and platinum or gold slugs(teeth).
Whats happen whoadie! I went down to the Gucci to buy some new bling-bling. Check it out cousin. This i how we do it down south, whoadie!
by Anonymous October 15, 2003
Bling today:
1. Any shiny thing which distracts morons such as rappers.
2. Often takes the form of jewellery, may be expensive but is commonly cheap, used to give the impression of wealth. Adored by Chav's.
3. Gaudy over the top hideous and wholly unneccessary.
1. Any shiny thing which distracts morons such as rappers.
2. Often takes the form of jewellery, may be expensive but is commonly cheap, used to give the impression of wealth. Adored by Chav's.
3. Gaudy over the top hideous and wholly unneccessary.
Example 1,
Rapper: Check my bling 22's yo'
Me: wow there hideous, get some taste.
Rapper:..........(distracted ny own relfection in chrome)
Example 2,
Chav A:lurk at ma soverin ring youi
Chav B:Yer tha luks well smart wid ya burberry 'at. Blingin' it.
Chav A:oh noooh, its raeinin it'll go green if i' gets wet!
Rapper: Check my bling 22's yo'
Me: wow there hideous, get some taste.
Rapper:..........(distracted ny own relfection in chrome)
Example 2,
Chav A:lurk at ma soverin ring youi
Chav B:Yer tha luks well smart wid ya burberry 'at. Blingin' it.
Chav A:oh noooh, its raeinin it'll go green if i' gets wet!
by Richard_p November 9, 2005