Beer Induced Leg Failure. A condition where by the sufferer falls over and hurts themselves or looks stupid. Condition is caused by endulging too much in the glorious amber ale we know as beer. Symptoms which indicate a case of BILF is iminent include swaying and stumbling.
by SmithsonianWA July 22, 2006

by @earthtoemily and @tayhoppus March 01, 2010

Acronym: "Beast I'd Like (to) Fuck"
A beast, whether tame, wild or mythical, that a human individual sees as attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just because they're non-human doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life.
A beast, whether tame, wild or mythical, that a human individual sees as attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just because they're non-human doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life.
That ewe on her own in the corner is a right BILF.
Last night was awesome - I met up with a whole load of likeminded individuals and we whiled away hours comparing BILF conquests.
A BILF hunter aids others in their quest for top-notch BILF usually cataloguing possible BILFs on their internet site.
Last night was awesome - I met up with a whole load of likeminded individuals and we whiled away hours comparing BILF conquests.
A BILF hunter aids others in their quest for top-notch BILF usually cataloguing possible BILFs on their internet site.
by The one and only BILFhunter July 28, 2008

by Joey Orgler 3 February 07, 2008

Bro I'd like to F-----------play sports with or watch TV. No homo man. Weight Lifting and.... bro hugs
by TacoLlamasLLC November 08, 2015
