Personal Athlete 

A person who is very into his/her self

Or someone who tries to act cool and fit but in reality are {pretentious} and not cool.

"Check out that Personal Athlete at the bar. You think he could try any harder?"

"Maybe guys wouldn't give her the wrong kind of attention if she would quit being such a Personal Athlete."

Personal Athlete by Josh April 30, 2007

Arm Chair Athlete 

One who excessively criticises others athletic attempts while failing to excel or even attempt to achieve athletic success themselves.

"I can't watch the boxing with Dave anymore, he tuts all the time and says both guys are crap"
"Isn't Dave like 5 stone overweight"
"yep"
"And doesn't he get out of breath just going to the fridge"
"yep"
"what an arm chair athlete"
"yep"

Arm Chair Athlete by wolfman10 November 15, 2009

this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy 

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this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy

this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy by gawkgawk147 May 20, 2023

Freak Athlete 

Someone who is not only an athlete, but is at the top of his game. The athlete dominates his sport and is generally good at many other sports.

Rich Cavazza is freak athlete is at everything he does.

Freak Athlete by FreakAthlete46 August 11, 2012

Athlete's Tongue

Affliction developed when someone speaks too much before they think, thus constantly inserting their foot into their mouth and transferring the fungus to their tongue.

Man, I can't believe that Marcus slipped again and told David's girlfriend that he was bangin' another chick. That man has athlete's tongue.

Athlete's Tongue by nyah! May 3, 2011

athlete 

Can be found at the youth, high school, college, and professional levels. An individual who participates in sports. Characterized by dedication, focus, intelligence, and work ethic. Athletes usually are overshadowed in high school by Jocks; they are too busy to do much grandstanding. Most pro players are athletes rather than jocks.

The athlete is intelligent, hard-working, and a decent human being. He has fallback plans for the future in case he can't play pro. The jock is arrogant, stupid, lazy, and an asshole. He has no plans for the future beyond high school whatsoever.

Jocks are drinking and fucking cheerleaders while athletes are training, studying, or participating in worthwhile extracurriculars.

Ryan Leaf was a jock. Steve Young was an athlete. Both were standouts through college, but look at the difference in their NFL careers.

athlete by Student-Athlete September 21, 2004

bathroom athlete 

Someone who makes numerous runs to and from a restroom, usually in an educational institution, to masturbate excessively.

Wow that student Sam Johnson sure is a bathroom athlete, he’s been leaving class and doing “laps” all day!

bathroom athlete by Cwigggle August 9, 2018