Someone who farts or shits their pants a lot. The farts or shits are always extremely LOUD and smelly.
Jim has a case of the assy pants.
by keystone cops May 17, 2007
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Someone who is undesirable, to be around or communcate with. Heavily resembling an ass possibly crunchy, stenchy, or even shit covered.

I claim this as my own.
.....Ant then we have assy magee over there who needs to through himself of a cliff, and soon.
by Captain Awesome February 26, 2005
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Brian stop being so smart assy, although sometimes it is funny when you are.
by Brian Lusto January 22, 2006
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A bastard who is acting assy.
May or may not be homosexual.
"God man why are you being such a little assy bastard today?"
by nuivheovhlshv98 December 29, 2005
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the dsicussion of the ass usually in a sexual context
u wanna do her in the ass ?
by john February 12, 2005
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a common word used along target backroom members to describe a person. it is usually used to describe WT #1.
Your such an Assy Asserton Dan, stop it!
by Franklin October 27, 2004
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