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by thenickyisused November 1, 2021
Mallory is the prettiest, Most awesome person ever<3. She is all around the best person and will always make you smile. She is an AMAZING kisser and the best gf ever! You are lucky if she considers you her friend. She will always stick up for you and help you. She has some mental issues, but that doesn't stop her from being a considerate, caring, beautiful person<3.
by sh3l0v3sindigo<3 January 9, 2023
She is one the most beautiful human beings on earth, she’s extremely gorgeous and has a smile that brightens up anyone’s day, she has the personality of an angel, no one could ever reach the amount of perfection that she’s achieved. Everything about her is so unique, she’s caring, funny, and most of all adorable.
by axmforever December 3, 2019
That one girl who you always hook up with at a party because she gives you the Samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy and fucks your dick with her gorilla grip 2000 coochie.
She does not pass up on the dicks and will fuck anyone who walks in her path.
Her pussy has no off button. She will break your dick for satisfaction, yes you heard me BREAK YOUR DICK, and she will show no mercy so beware and stay safe from her.
She does not pass up on the dicks and will fuck anyone who walks in her path.
Her pussy has no off button. She will break your dick for satisfaction, yes you heard me BREAK YOUR DICK, and she will show no mercy so beware and stay safe from her.
by Ducttapegorilla August 1, 2020
Meaning bad luck. Derived from the latin word Mal, which means bad. To have this name, is to be prideful, arogant, but brilliant and gentle. Passion flows through the name, as well as pride and significance.
Mallori Shortridge worked in the field of Anthropology and had a keen eye for significant human interactions. Mallori's studies include cultures of, mexico, Peru, Ireland, and eventually New Guinea.
by Rachel Dean June 11, 2008
When you are bent over throwing up in a toilet and fart and projectile shit on the wall at the same time.
by G the Giraffe December 22, 2017