A member of the Irish Travellers who funds his or her lifestyle through fraud, mostly committed against the elderly. They typically offer to do home improvement work at an attractive price, then either run off with the money, or if they actually do the work, do a substandard job and then demand more money. Female yonks enjoy five finger discounts at department stores, attempting to exchange the stolen goods for cash.
Then they all go out for Sushi with their ill gained loot, parading their "lackeen" toddler daughters around like Jon Benet Ramsey.
Then they all go out for Sushi with their ill gained loot, parading their "lackeen" toddler daughters around like Jon Benet Ramsey.
yonk: "I noticed your drive-way needs paving. I was doing work up the street and have plenty left over for another job. I'll only charge you forty dollars..."
you: Fuck off you yonk bastard!
you: Fuck off you yonk bastard!
by antraeindubh August 24, 2006
1. n, an inhabitant of Yonkers, NY
2. v. to live in Yonkers, NY. also YONK, YONKS, YONKED, YONKER, YONKING
3. adj, YONKED descriptor of someone living or the act of living in Yonkers, NY, sometimes used in a pejorative sense.
2. v. to live in Yonkers, NY. also YONK, YONKS, YONKED, YONKER, YONKING
3. adj, YONKED descriptor of someone living or the act of living in Yonkers, NY, sometimes used in a pejorative sense.
1. "Mark and Beth are not true yonks. They are originally from Boston."
2. "I have been yonking in Ludlow Park for the last 5 months, and I love it!"
3. "We bought this old house and are re-habbing it--we are so yonked!"
2. "I have been yonking in Ludlow Park for the last 5 months, and I love it!"
3. "We bought this old house and are re-habbing it--we are so yonked!"
by AG G March 20, 2006
A form of school ground hazing. Originating in a suburb of Cincinnati, Ohio. (Greenhills)
A "yonk" occurs as someone sneaks up behind another person, places one hand on the back of the yonkee's neck. Then grabs their forehead and proceeds to make a neck-breaking motion. This subsequently followed by saying (or yelling) some obnoxious sound effect. The intent is not to injure anything but pride.
A "yonk" occurs as someone sneaks up behind another person, places one hand on the back of the yonkee's neck. Then grabs their forehead and proceeds to make a neck-breaking motion. This subsequently followed by saying (or yelling) some obnoxious sound effect. The intent is not to injure anything but pride.
by Yonkmaster5000 July 6, 2010
by Boker December 2, 2006
Pat: I got hit with a baseball bat today. My head seriously yonks dude.
Dan: sounds awful, sorry man.
Dan: sounds awful, sorry man.
by p1ers01mmm May 6, 2019
A word to describe the current situation you are in or to describe the emotion you have at the moment
Yonk
by IAwesomeNathan February 22, 2018
A girl that sometimes, often, likes to be called lesbian. These types of girls have the ability to manipulate other girls into doing what they want. Sometimes Yonks will want the manipulated girl to have them do sex stuff. Such as, get anal beads, dildos, BIG dildos, etc. Yonks are the most valuable types of girls. You'd definitely want a Yonk in your house!
by thisishowtobeaheartbreaker20 October 8, 2018