Wetter Than An Otter's Pocket

Your girl when she sees Jared Padalecki.

Dude I got wetter than an otter's pocket when I saw Jared Padalecki shirtless.

by JaredPadaleckiFanBoy June 3, 2021

wetter than a rainy sunday

the arousal of sexual desire of a woman, during or in anticipation of sexual activity.

Fucking lads! had a girl back at mine the other day...wetter than a rainy sunday she was! walking like a crab by the end of the night.

by sh4fton February 23, 2012

wetter than an otter's pocket

your girl when she sees anyone who plays valorant walking down the street

p1 - yo does that guy have a jett hoodie?
p2 - holy shit that is omg im wetter than an otter's pocket
p1 - babe wtf if u wanted me to play valorant you could have asked

by DasFax123 February 24, 2021

Wetter than an otter's pocket

when your girl sees Loki Laufeyson/Tom Hiddleston.

Hiddlestoner

Me: omg I just saw Tom Hiddleston in a manbun for Loki Assembled!!

Bf: Hm... *starts to do man buns more*

Me: Fuck, I'm wetter than an otter's pocket

by Whowhoville August 9, 2021

Wetter than an otter's pocket

Like macaroni in a pot.

I got that bitch wetter than an otter's pocket

by Grundalina March 17, 2021

Wetter than an otters pocket

when you see johnny Depp

friend: Omg is that johnny?

you: yes omg. he’s so cute.

friend: bro you’re wetter than an otters pocket
you: yeah i know :)

by cumdrops April 17, 2021

Lord Head Wetter (LHW)

A Joffre that hardly plays video games (can't play at all) but gets blessed by RN Jesus

That dude is a Lord head wetter (LHW), always getting the good stuff with no contribution or hard work.

by Casper Oracle March 11, 2019