wagon

A fed on instagram that claims to be a sim swapper but in reality he has an office desk job at the FBI HQ

Woah man you’re going to jail, who caught you?
That nigga wagon he was wearing a wire

by fuck aceroomtv January 4, 2023

Wagon

Larger than life or fat person, who is moving at speed.

That girl is an absolute Wagon

by PorkyBarry January 1, 2012

Wagon

the coolest thing ever

man this shirt is soo wagon

by michelle macneil April 11, 2005

wagon

An inconsiderate jackass of an individual who has no regard for others feelings or state of mind, a careless simpleton.

Colton: "Hey, whadda you think will happen if I shit in this urinal?"

Andy: "Stop it, don't be such a wagon."

As Dan proceeds to gawk at that girl's booty and make monkey sounds he is being a huge wagon.

by BigC818 November 28, 2016

Wagon

Wagon is loud. Wagon is bouncy. Wagon is Wagon. Don’t make Wagon mad. Wagon is not nice when Wagon is mad. That being said, stay away from mad Wagon. Mad Wagon will roll over your hopes and dreams and mental stability. And your carrot pencil case.

Person 1: What happened to Wagon?
Person 2: I dunno, but she’s tearing that kid’s carrot pencil case apart. Poor kid.

by Super Duper Carrot Kiddo March 24, 2019

wagon

An endearing term for your friend who is acting like a hazard when drunk or sober

You are a max level wagon

by Dillbabyslice June 7, 2017

wagon

men with huge male breasts

charlie bloomer (wagon)

by guess who cunt bag October 6, 2008