twat

Someone who writes a very long definition on urban dictionary.

Damn, I only wanted to know what a cleveland steamer was, I didn't want a whole fucking essay. What a right twat!

by Jonjo O'Rizzle January 26, 2008

Twat

1. Slang for vagina.
2. A bitch.
3. Synonym for cunt.

Drew Barrymore is such a twat, but she keeps getting movie roles.

by nvalley July 11, 2008

twats

Crude slang for female genitalia.

Who would you check out the twat on her?!

Man that is one hair twat!

by THE FISHMAN April 18, 2004

twat

in addition to all its other obvious meanings, "twat" is also the past pluperfect subjunctive for a post on Twitter, also called a "tweet."

guy 1: "dude, have you been tweeting at all today?"

guy 2: "you moron, if i had twat, you would have gotten it."

bill clinton: "you losers. i have twat all the time."

by stuku April 29, 2009

Twat

Slang word used describing a woman's vagina.

Twat did you say!!!

by Pickle Bread July 2, 2009

twatted

The passed tense of tweetting, using twitter

Have you ever used the site twitter?

why yes I have twatted.

by Jackson Marsh June 19, 2009

[Twat]

A womans sex hole.

Omg; He went so deep into my Twat
It was so good. We're going again
tonight at my place.

by PoisonBaby September 9, 2008