"you are a tragedy foot."
by jajajajajajaja ake February 10, 2005
A person who visits people in hospitals/care centers etc, and checks on people. They do this, not for the person, but to make themselves look good. These people are mostly fake posers who have mastered the art of fake smiling and bullshitting. Most of the time they use God, Jesus, or any other form of deity they like or believe in. They may not even be religious at all, but at the core, are there for themselves, and only themselves. Also, the people they visit, do not necessarily know the chaser. This can occur often since elderly people do not who who the person is. Also, this person is most likely greedy as well.
Jim went to visit the hospitals again and went from room to room to see the injured and elderly. He's such a tragedy chaser.
by Buck Walter February 1, 2015
This is used to describe what happens when a man tries to have sex with a woman in the middle of the night and accidentally misses his intentional target and instead ends up trying to get in the outdoor.
Note on usage: The "accidentalness" of the midnight tragedy is debatable depending on the situation.
Note on usage: The "accidentalness" of the midnight tragedy is debatable depending on the situation.
Bill: "Wow, you were pretty hammered when you left the bar last night. How'd the evening turn out?"
Jack: "So so. I had a midnight tragedy with Sarah when I got home. She wasn't happy."
Jack: "So so. I had a midnight tragedy with Sarah when I got home. She wasn't happy."
by Fernando Anando October 26, 2007
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by stbandaid November 22, 2008
An individual who can't wait to talk about personal or widespread tragedy. In the old days, this was the town gossip who called everyone ASAP to spread the bad news. In the digital era, it can include using social media (status updates, tweets, etc.) to be the first to comment on bad news. Often done under the auspices of being concerned or "united", but invariably comes off as just being morbid, showboating douchebag/douchbaguette.
by GrumpusIncognito May 22, 2009
The drama, although purported to be a tragedy, is actually comical in nature. It is a white tragedy, indeed.
by uttam maharjan August 17, 2011
An unholy birthing from the chaos following any tragedy, the tragedy hipster will ridicule the mainstream media for not covering 'more vital' tragedies that only their own magical social media feed displays.
"Everybody's praying for Paris, but no network will cover the stuff in Beirut."
"Dude. Check a news site instead of Facebook once in a while. You are such a tragedy hipster!"
"Dude. Check a news site instead of Facebook once in a while. You are such a tragedy hipster!"
by LionPatriot November 20, 2015