nut pouch

A sorry sad sac of a person who is a human being, or lack thereof.

Me: Ryan W is such a nut pouch he sits with his dick in his hand all day long.....except it's a tiny little penis, no bigger than a girls nipple.

My boy: Boy Ryan really is a dickless nut pouch!

by Masterofdisguise37 November 30, 2015

Wet Pouch

A moist vagina.

Natalie's wet pouch was touched by Lisa's wet pouch when they scissored together.

by Rosie "Rosebud" Rosenthal February 13, 2011

Pouch envy

When a male Kangaroo gets jelous of a female Kangaroo because he doesn't have a pouch and all he wants is a pocket but just cant get one

Joey:Hey Ken that kangaroo looks sad.
ken:He has got marjor pouch envy.
Joey:poor thing :(

by ron dick December 2, 2009

Queef Pouch

An individual who is such a Douche Bag he transcends antics associated with douchebaggery and metamorphosizes into a full blown Queef Pouch.

I skipped the gym today, to many friggen queef pouches in there!

by Captain nino martini October 22, 2010

shit pouch

Another name for your mouth because of all the crap that comes out of it.

Why don't you keep that shit pouch of yours closed because you don't know what you're talking about.

by Hawks17 October 10, 2015

yondr pouch

A lockable phone pouch used by schools and concerts to implement a phone ban.

The yondr pouch will protect the copyright of the music at the concert.

by OfficeMS October 29, 2023

Meat Pouch

The point between your belly button and vagina that creates a bulge in your jeans

bro my meat pouch is so big in these high wastes jeans

by Kydizzlepouch6 August 16, 2017