What happens when you realize that midterms are the next week and you haven't been to the class since the first session.
Bro #1-Dude you wanna go hit up the bars Friday?
Bro #2-No Bro, I'm totally having a midterm crisis, I haven't been to intro to African cultures since the first day, so I'm ultra fucked on the test Monday.
Bro #2-No Bro, I'm totally having a midterm crisis, I haven't been to intro to African cultures since the first day, so I'm ultra fucked on the test Monday.
by James Boyer February 12, 2008
An abrupt interruption of a shit in progress by a phone call, knock on a door, loud sound or blumpkin. The interruption causes the shit to retreat back into its creators' sphincter.
I suffered a midloaf crisis as the fire alarm caused my log to make a swift retreat back into my anus.
by Great Cornholio July 27, 2011
"Yeah I had another gay crisis yesterday"
"Seriously Rebecca? You are basically knee deep in pussy, how are you still questioning your sexuality?"
"Seriously Rebecca? You are basically knee deep in pussy, how are you still questioning your sexuality?"
by Bihlover99 July 11, 2017
Person A: I had a Bi Crisis whenever I watched Victorious because I had a crush on both Jade and Beck.
Person B: same.
Person B: same.
by Don'tUseRealName August 4, 2019
1. Freaking out over something stupid
2. When a male has a "situation"
3. Pooping or peeing one's pants
2. When a male has a "situation"
3. Pooping or peeing one's pants
"It's not rocket-science, so don't have a pants crisis!"
"Tim had a pants crisis after getting a lap dance on the subway."
"Pants crisis on aisle two!"
"Tim had a pants crisis after getting a lap dance on the subway."
"Pants crisis on aisle two!"
by Nashala October 24, 2006
The female version of the midlife crisis. Often times it involves a tummy tuck and/or any other plastic surgery procedure to make her look younger.
"I saw Wanda coming out of the plastic surgeons office today. I'm guessing her Midriff Crisis is kicking in hard. I should know. That's why I was there, too."
by Bored in Scummyvale November 22, 2009
Angrily texting your friends and family late in the night about politics after having too many Miller Lite's
In the throes of a textistential crisis, Eric Trump messaged his old friends, late into the night, about their own immoralities.
by _pone_ July 31, 2020