Fat Bastard, that devours box after box of mini-muffins. See Sloth
Damn Finley, you just devoured your eleventh box in 5 minutes!!!
by Phate May 14, 2003
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A man whose aspirations are completely obsolete when compared to the Muffen-Man.

Muffin man currently resides in Muffen-Man's old house on Druery Lane, Muffen-Man gave it to muffin man in search of bigger and better things as he moved into what was formerly known as the Neverland Ranch.

Muffen-Man is best known on the gaming platform "Playstation 3" (PSNID: Muffen-Man) he is a master, among other games, of the game "Burnout Paradise" by the developer "Criterion Games."
Person 1: Do you know the muffin man?
Person 2: who cares, Muffen-Man is so much better at life than him. Hes a washout compared to that beacon of community spirit.
by Muffen-Man May 3, 2009
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when there is a circle jerk, with all members of the circle jerk jizzing on the muffin, the last person to jizz has to eat the muffin!!!!!
So u and ur wierd friends are in your usual saturday circle jerk group, u all cum on the muffin... the last person to cum has to eat the muffin.. he is the muffin man
by Derekss May 3, 2006
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n. Muffin man.. the coolest guy on rs next to ace2cool..
by Ace December 12, 2004
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Someone who has something against the well known character known as the muffin man. Therefore they will set out on a search hunt to destroy him and being successful, they eat him for breakfast.
Rita doesn't like muffins, or anyone who makes them. She got victorious when after him, and ate him. She is a Muffin Man Murderer (M.M.M.)
by LlamasInTraining August 4, 2009
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