Hydration Technician

A fancy name for someone who fills water bottles for sports teams. They are usually creepy middle-aged to older men who have no ambitions to fulfill, so they fulfill bottles instead.

Our team recently acquired a hydration technician to fill our water bottles up.

by Anthony Frayn May 2, 2010

I.T technician

a big gay arse who stops you from looking at porn and playing games on computers in school. The reason why school is boring

'i wish i could go to that naked games site'
'tough luck the I.T technician has blocked it'

by andy L December 8, 2003

ceramic technician

A higher class name, given to those f the occupation of a dishpig, to be used on high class forms . . .

occupation: ceramic technician

by Anonmanomous May 23, 2007

Pleasure Technician

The 21st century & politically correct term for Prostitute or whore.

The Pleasure Technicians are still sellling their bodies for Sex........

by Seth Mythrax September 19, 2015

Masturbation Technician

Someone whose job it is to jerk people off for medical reasons

When I grow up I want to be a masturbation technician

by Bigdickpreston September 21, 2016

Scare Technician

A person speciallzing in scareing people at haunted house parks.

Angel Amaro Is a very good Scare Technichan

by Angel January 31, 2004

Underwater Ceramic Technician

A fancy name for someone who washes dishes. (Dish pig)

What do you do for work? I'm a doctor"......"Ummm...".....*embarassed* ... "I'm an Underwater Ceramic Technician"...."Wow that sounds impressive!"...."yes..yes it is.

by A Dish Monkey October 14, 2010