A subculture of ignorant, faggy teenagers who believe that spreading their beliefs through violence and fascism is cool.
by Boogiman June 20, 2009
Get the Straight Edgemug. To avoid everything good in life and suffer by yourself or with your other straight edge shit cunts. You don't have fun, or know what it is, obviously.
by Booterz August 17, 2008
Get the Straight Edgemug. People who don't want to destroy their bodies, and brains with toxins. These people, like myself, find it funny that some people who do enjoy drinking and smoking feel the need to insult them. It's a lifestyle fucktards. Deal with it. :)
Stoner: Hahaha straight edge faggot. Why don't you have some fun and get fucked up like us cool kids.
sXe: Naw. but have fun getting messed up man ;)
sXe: Naw. but have fun getting messed up man ;)
by NuGgEt July 05, 2004
Get the Straight Edgemug. Straight edgers are concieted assholes who can't appreciates the gifts God gave us. They listen to horrible crappy punk bands like "Minor Threat
Cool Stoner Kid: "Wanna hit this spliff dude?"
Straight Edger: "Fuck you asshole, I don't need that poison. Drugs ruin lives, blah, blah, blah, toxic this, blah, blah, blah, cause of all societies ills that, blah, blah, blah...
Straight Edger: "Fuck you asshole, I don't need that poison. Drugs ruin lives, blah, blah, blah, toxic this, blah, blah, blah, cause of all societies ills that, blah, blah, blah...
by Jack Diesal February 19, 2005
Get the Straight Edgemug. The lifestyle choice for those with a superiority complex, but nothing to back it up. Followers are often pale/skinny/socially awkward
by megabyte800 February 13, 2005
Get the Straight Edgemug. A bunch of fags that swear off drinking, smoking, and doing drugs. Useally in the hardcore scene. More often than not they are 9-5 edge, breaking there pledge under the table. Straight Edge people have been known to become violent against people for not being edge or being "racist". Going so far to kill a guy wearing a Lynard Skynard shirt. Also will beat your ass in the pit, if your hands are not marked with the straight edge X's.
by DLK September 07, 2007
Get the Straight Edgemug. A set of rules that came from a Punk band called Minor Threat, now a trend for the teens of America to suck on. The rules are, no drugs, and no casual sex (only in a commited relationship).
Kids nowadays treat it like it's some fucking cult, or a group of people you have to be with to be cool (read; fashioncore).
Kids who tell their friends they are Straight Edge, then turn around and go hang with their prep friends to smoke and drink to seem popular with all audiences are not rare and hard-to-come-by when it comes to Straight Edges.
They usually imprint X's on their arms for some reason or another with magic marker. More then likely, they feel the need to spread their houlier-then-thou shit eatting attitude. You might want to try attention whore for some more info on that.
The teens of America have also turned and twisted the rules. Commited relationships to them, is basically a one night stand at their friends house with a girl they just met, where they bust out a condom they stole from their parents cabinet, without realizing the sole reason the condom was there was to prevent another fucking accident, such as themselves.
Oh, and drinking caffeine is ok, even though, sXe (as it's called) is another form of veganism, which is breaking those rules itself.
Kids nowadays treat it like it's some fucking cult, or a group of people you have to be with to be cool (read; fashioncore).
Kids who tell their friends they are Straight Edge, then turn around and go hang with their prep friends to smoke and drink to seem popular with all audiences are not rare and hard-to-come-by when it comes to Straight Edges.
They usually imprint X's on their arms for some reason or another with magic marker. More then likely, they feel the need to spread their houlier-then-thou shit eatting attitude. You might want to try attention whore for some more info on that.
The teens of America have also turned and twisted the rules. Commited relationships to them, is basically a one night stand at their friends house with a girl they just met, where they bust out a condom they stole from their parents cabinet, without realizing the sole reason the condom was there was to prevent another fucking accident, such as themselves.
Oh, and drinking caffeine is ok, even though, sXe (as it's called) is another form of veganism, which is breaking those rules itself.
Hey, look at my arm. See those Xs I imprinted on my limb with a Super Sharpie marker? That means I'm Straight Edge LOLOLOLOL!
by Jimbo_Jimmy October 05, 2005
Get the Straight Edgemug.