Snooki

a slut with the biggest boobs you've ever seen. She loves to fight, party and have sex of course, they commonly live in Florida on a show called Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore is totally Snooki

by Marie Dennan November 27, 2010

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shes the leader of the jersey shore pack, with out her, jersey shore would be nothing. shes small and cute, not white or black, but tan, knows everything about pickles and shes the master of 'getting it in'. Shes always DTS (down to snuggle), and LOVES to smush. A true guidette.

Jenn- All you assholes that don't like Snooki or have something RUDE to say, can go fuck them selves and make everyone who does a sandwich, even is your not a broad. They can also apologize before Snooks gets The Situation, Vinny, Pauly D and Ron to gang beat they're sorry ass.

by Jenn Watson October 17, 2010

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A short, beautiful girl. She is very loud and obnoxious. Loves having a good time and going to the club.

Girl 1: Whoa, She is so short.
Girl 2: She is such a snooki.

by Alisonlanieduh January 8, 2011

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" Im going to the Jersey Shore Bitch ! , one of the most funniest people known to man ! . does what ever the hell she wants but is smart about it .got socked in the face by some dumb ass and STILL looks pretty ! ,she RE-INVENTIDE the poof and rocks it like no other . she can get any man she wants. most of all looooooves pickkles ! ,nature is her #1 priority , she will do what ever it takes to save an animals life . she's hated by many , but that dont stop her from doing what she does best !

love you snook's <3 (:

" did you watch jersey shore ?! "
friend #1

" yess, did you see snooki kick her ass ?! "
friend #2

- laughs -
" yess, ajaja that was sooo funny "
friend #1

" whata snooki move ! "
friend #2

" EXACLY ,! "
- laughs -
friend #1

by jerseyshore <3 October 6, 2010

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