smug married

Any married person that asks at every occassion why you are not married, and if you are REALLY happy with your life. If it weren't for the fact that you have a mutual friend who is present, chances are you'd choke them on your tongue. These bastards are also known to ask people in thier early teens who they plan to marry.

You're 33 now, yet you aren't married, you have a son you never see with some ex-girlfriend, you are still at entry level on your job, are you REALLY happy with your life.

*punch*

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

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Smug Cunt

Dias - A hip hop artist from Bournemouth

Sir Mic: "Have you heard this new joint by Juelz Santana?"

Dias: "Of course I have, don't front, I produced that shit"

Sir Mic: "You really are a smug cunt"

by SmugCuntDias January 2, 2011

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Smug of hipsters

1. The scientific term for a group of hipsters.
2. See also: pride of lions, gaggle of geese, murder of crows

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by potatoesoriley November 12, 2011

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Smug face

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Arrgh, seriously, could you stop doing that weird expression with your face and tell me !? Seriously, stop acting so superior, If you know the definition of "smug face" just tell me! Argh, you're so annoying!

by xDaizu April 21, 2016

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smug fucker

the all knowing - or seemingly all knowing - creep in the crowd who feels the need to promote themselves solely on the basis of of their little bit of focused knowledge.

"Because of my deep knowledge and experience, I will enlighten you on the correct way to view this perspective."

(thought bubble of everyone else in the room) "blow it out your ass, smug fucker"

by groundedsteve December 26, 2011

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