Stupid child who everyone has at their elementary school. AKA that one kid who is purposefully dumb af on purpose and annoys anyone and everyone in sight. Also most of them are fatherless. Their natural habitat is their mom's basement; yes even after school, they stay in the basement their whole life. (Also when they grow up they become a chaotic Man-Child)
by ?.person.who.is.way.too.honest January 26, 2022
He is a top tier foot hoover, he will sober all over those toes while making love to you. You will hear him screaming princess at the top of his lungs while choking on the toenail he chomped off earlier that evening. He also may sneak off to find your little sister so be careful when he leaves the room.
by alexisgod October 27, 2020
The name Santiago states lord of McDonald’s and at times his ego gets as big as his belly (which is very big) he never is able to pull women and it the type to call a football team ass thought the television
by Big dic truth November 22, 2021
Stupid child who everyone has at their elementary school. AKA that one kid who is purposefully dumb af on purpose and annoys anyone and everyone in sight. Also most of them are fatherless. Their natural habitat is their mom's basement; yes even after school, they stay in the basement their whole life.
by ?.person.who.is.way.too.honest January 26, 2022
Santiago is a person who is very persistent, he constantly tries to get what he wants and likes to annoy his friends when a incident occurs. He loves to showcase his neck because he finds it attractive and strives to become the best Mexican there has ever been. He can be jealous at his friends achievements and loves to make memes to annoy his siblings. He likes to write his own meme music to play on his trombones.
Santiago annoys his siblings by making memes about his older sister. Santiago is jealous of his older sis, because she is the best Mexican to walk on earth.
by MexQween January 26, 2019
Amy Santiago is a police sergeant on Brooklyn 99. Super competitive nerd with an inexplicable love for stationery. Lifetime ambition is to become a police captain. Married to fellow detective Jake Peralta!
by Brooklyn-Define-Define October 6, 2018