Sakura

A bitch who whine and can't do shit

Sakura always whines all the fucking time, like goddamn get up and do something and stop tryna get that dick from Sasuke!!!!

by Tteusty February 20, 2019

Sakura

A useless bitch / created a uchiha child that needs glasses and is naturally unlikable

Sakura’s best jutsu - NARUTOOOO T-T

by Bokunopica June 7, 2020

sakura

(Japanese) a fake on-line dating service woman, used to draw in and keep males using a service. will express interest for a time, then drop out before a meeting.

She seemed really great and was all interested in my Star Trek action figures but when we were gonna meet up, she said she had just met someone "really special" who happened to live a little closer by. Just a damn sakura to keep me paying for this crappy service.

by Owan October 19, 2007

Sakura

A cherry tree in Japanese,or in naruto,the stupidest bitch in anime history.abusive,reckless,useless,you name it.i admit she is stronger than the average shinobi, but if I were in the naruto universe, I would rather have a average shinobi, because they tend to have something Sakura lacks.a fucking brain.dont beleive me?she once DRUGGED members of her team, to kill a ninja she loved too much to kill,even though HE wouldn't hesitate to kill her, as well as being one of the worlds strongest shinobi

OWWW,SAKURA-CHAN!!

by PlatinumBeast August 8, 2016

Sakura

Someone that is EXTREMELY USELESS, always has to be saved and cannot do anything for themselves.

"Oh Damn son, you a sakura"

by Pseudocidal September 20, 2018

sakura

a hopeless annoying character used as a plot device for sasuke to come back

man i hate sakura she's so annoying

by bigman720 May 31, 2021

sakura

sakura is a character in Naruto she is the bomb.com even though her uselessness gets really annoying but its not her fault cuz she didn't make Naruto, the people who made Naruto should really just make her a little tougher then maybe people wouldn't wanna punch her gorgeous face so much so yah and also a few new outfits would be appreciated. her healing thing is pretty cool tho and lots of people ship her with other people like kakashi sensei which is kinda sus if you ask me but I feel bad for her cuz she tries pretty hard to make sasuke like her and he's just kinda a revengeful mean guy.

Sasuke: hey sakura could you make sure you warn us if anybody else comes this way well we are battling the most toughest opponents we've ever faced?
Sakura: yes of course Sasuke anything for you!
"literally 1 and a half minutes later"
meanwhile: an entire army of bad guy ninja show up...
bad guy ninja attack naruto/Sasuke

Sakura: oh no I thought they were nice they smiled at me and said they liked my hair!
*naruto,Sasuke, and Sakura all die*

by cozylama6996 November 2, 2020