Ploop

When a person poops in their hand, licks it, then puts it in the toilet.

Have you taken your daily ploop yet, sweetheart?

by Oscarthebabyhippo September 10, 2023

ploop

someone who sucks at giving head

they just gave me head and their a ploop
im sorry man

by orangejuiceisgood February 16, 2023

Ploops

The sound and action when a man with a slight beer belly bangs “ploops” against his lovers pelvis in the missionary position.

“You see that girl over there bro? “
“Yea man look at her man she likes ploops”

by Lundy44 March 30, 2021

Ploop Octopus

A very pleasing blowjob by an ugly or unattractive female. These females most often have long, untrimmed mustaches and smell like dick cheese.

That ugly bitch gave me a Ploop Octopus bro, i came in her mouth and she made my dick hairs stand up.

by big dick nigga with December 4, 2019

Plooping

A brutal execution, which involved ones head being shoved into a sharks mouth.

When the plooping began, I cried.

by Redflipernou March 10, 2017

Plooping

Playing phone while pooping.

John: Joe! What are u doing in the bathroom?
Joe: I'm plooping!

by PitouBruh December 22, 2019

Plooped

to get overtly worked up over an insignificant matter

oh no, she's REALLY plooped now!!

by Thalia Jayasekara August 10, 2007