To lay down on top of someone that doesn't want to get up, going completely dead weight until they can't take it anymore and eventually rise.
"Dude if you don't get up, I'm going to platypus the shit out of you."
"Fine, I"ll get up."
by platypus enthusiast March 16, 2010
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pronounced: "plait-a-puss"

the braiding or plaiting of a female's pubic hair in her genital regions.
Candy - "i went to this waxing place and decided to get a platypus. its really cool!"

Tequila - "wow i might look into that. it sounds very exotic and Australian!"

Candy - "yeah that's what made me do it. i love those Australians!"
by frankinator October 23, 2008
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a beautiful blue detective. hottest platypus to ever exist.
guy 1: “do you guys remember Phineas and Ferb?”
guy 2: “oh, i only remember the hottest, perry the platypus.”
by my daddy has long legs March 22, 2020
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Hes a semi aquatic egg-laying mammal of action! hes a furry little flat foot who'll never flinch from a fra ee ay ee ay

hes got more then just mad skill hes got a bever tail and a bill and the women swoon whenever they hear him say

grgrgrgrgrgrgrg! hes perry perry the platypus but you can call him agent p perry! i said you can call him agent p AGENT P!
1. HES PERRY PERRY THE PLATYPUS
2.I want some of perrys platypussy
by platypussy_licker May 3, 2019
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The Shady Platypus

The Shady Platypus, (Rm 231 LHS) is the home to Mr. Gawlitta's AP and Gen. Psych classes, as well as 2 sections of American Studies. The Shady Platypus also hosts the meetings of the illustrious Floss Club and celebrates PEZ day every Tuesday. As the story goes, Mr.Gawlitta, upon mishearing his daughter pronounce "Perry the platypus", and instead thinking she had said, "The Shady Platypus", decided that The Shady Platypus would be a fantastic name for a cabin. However, Mr.Gawlitta did not posses a cabin. He did however, have a classroom, and so The Shady Platypus was born.
*Phone Rings*
"Hello, Shady Platypus."

"Hi, could you write me a pass?"
"Sure, where are you going?"
"The Shady Platypus."
*Evil Stare*
by IDon'tActuallyFlossGuys... October 23, 2013
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