Switzerland

Pussies who watch atrocities commited around them yet never act.

Britain: Switzerland, help! The nazi's are slaughtering jews and all sorts of other innocent people, we need you to fight.

Switzerland President: No thank you we're gonna sit here, eat our chocolate and laugh at you poor heathens.

Britain: Ok well once Germany has conquered all of Europe they will invade you.

Switzerland President: We will never be invaded, all of our citizens have guns and they will be able to fight off a fully trained and organized army!

by britainxx33 September 13, 2010

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Switzerland is a tiny landlocked country in Europe where everyone is conservative. Everyone there is a clean freak so everything must be sprayed with Windex constantly. The mountains take a while though.

Switzerland is a pretty rad country. Everything smells like Windex!

by Bry-shizzle August 1, 2010

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A) A country in central Europe with lots of mountains.
B) Being on both Team Jacob and Team Edward if you are a Twilight fan. (This is because in Eclipse Bella says she ios on neither side, she is Switzerland which is a nuetral country)

A) I went to Switzerland on holiday!

B)
Girl 1: I'm on Team Jacob, he rocks what about you, Team Edward or Jacob?
Girl 2: I'm Switzerland.

by Kata123 January 6, 2010

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1.someone who doesn't take sides. They just listen to both sides of a conversation and vacillates between opinions.

2. Someone who just follows you, quietly

"Damn girl you a Switzerland! You followed me to all my classes!"

by turkeyhair November 8, 2011

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