pink mist

Military - The blood that comes out of a snipers target when he/she is hit. the blood appears pinkish over the distance and the quick burst of blood that comes out makes a misty effect.

I want the pink mist

The sniper got his first pink mist

by Numlock June 30, 2006

kali mist

A somewhat rare form of marijuana noted for its slightly spicy touch. A common choice among expert growers.

Two hits from that Kali Mist joint and Jessica was staring at her hand for an hour!

by CT Rob August 7, 2005

Brown mist

When someone farts on to a cold window and another person licks the condensation.

The priest ate all of Kerry's brown mist.

by Xtro November 23, 2017

Maid of the mist

When you're banging a dudes wife, and the cuckholded chap cracks a Miller highlife in approval, and the gentle spray serenades your swinging scrotum.

"Cheers brother, enjoy this maid of the mist... and my wife"

by Fill Collins August 5, 2018

Gorillas in the mist

When someone takes a particularly stinky dump followed by a steaming hot shower, all with the windows closed and no bathroom fan.

Jacob: “I wouldn’t go in there if I was you...”

Mark: (enters the dense shitty mist that now fills his bathroom) “Jesus Jacob, what is this? Gorillas in the mist? You could have at least opened a window!”

by Ploppapotomus December 3, 2018

Piss Mist

The steam/cloud of smoke released when urinating on an open fire. Some may find pleasure in inhaling said fumes.

(At a camp)
Person 1: Hey, let's put out the flames by peeing on them!
Person 2: Great idea! I'll start
(Person 2 begins to urinate on the fire)
Person 2: OH GOD! This Piss Mist is awesome!

by Fucking Batman April 13, 2009

black mist

A person who does not know how to use a razor and as they shave there facial hair they shave their eyebrows off.

Dude in ER: Yo... we got a black mist coming in.
Female Nurse... I'll get some new eyebrows

by 1738SexyBeast15 May 21, 2018