Excelsior, MN is an over populated, not so nice little town anymore. Prodomenenetely white population full of rich snobs. The town is referred to by others as “the magnet”. You can find a bar down all of water street. The taxes to live in excelsior jump, jump, jump, and force people out of their homes. In the summer buzz it takes 15 minutes to travel .5 miles of the main stretch, by car. The city council doesn’t care about the residents, just the numbers they pull in. Then there’s that Prick firemen Stearn what a douche.
Excelsior, MN beach is where I’ll be, or come to the commons in Excelsior, MN, meet me down at the port of Excelsior, MN
by Pissedoldman January 17, 2019
A ghetto ass city in the middle of Minnesota. Some would say that this is the best city in Minnesota. Other "normal" people beg to differ. This is a shitty, run down, noisey ass city that had crime and fires going non-stop. Most people from Bloomington are complete bad ass's. They don't give a single fuck about what you say to them. They cap a mother fucker if they have to.
by Pandabear nigga January 29, 2019
Come and visit our very exciting, extraordinary, and educating museum dedicated to strictly SPAM here in Austin, MN!!!
by twinnie1 January 20, 2010
LLongville, MN is 10 miles north of nowhere. 96.11% of the inhabitants are 100% redneck and 3.9% are Native Americans who can't afford to move away. People born here believe they are superior to outsiders.
Tourist season is May to Labor Day. The town fills with people called “Citiots” (Twin Cities idiots) who visit their cabins and drink. The tourists pay the bills, yet the locals get pissed off because they have to work. Locals hate citiots.
In winter “locals” rule; they drink & ride sleds, get inebriated while ice fishing, crunk & fight or just sleep together until they sober up. Everyone is related to each other.
Every Wed in June through August, citiots with bratty kids pack downtown for turtle races using hopped up meth turtles that run like they are in NASCAR. Every tourist with a wallet is expected to be in town leaving money to support the inhabitants drug habits.
There is no intelligence in Longville, hence no schools. If you can mix a drink and cook up a batch of meth -you will likely be a huge success and held in high esteem by your neighbors, and have the right to be snooty, unfriendly and surly to outsiders (but happy about their money).
Longville has a total area of 0.6 sq. miles, of which, 0.6 sq. miles of it is land and 0.04 sq miles of it (3.23%) is water. There aren't a lot of reasons to visit this fly speck of geography; although the locals love to take your money and laugh at your family for vacationing in the mosquito, infested swamps they call home.
Tourist season is May to Labor Day. The town fills with people called “Citiots” (Twin Cities idiots) who visit their cabins and drink. The tourists pay the bills, yet the locals get pissed off because they have to work. Locals hate citiots.
In winter “locals” rule; they drink & ride sleds, get inebriated while ice fishing, crunk & fight or just sleep together until they sober up. Everyone is related to each other.
Every Wed in June through August, citiots with bratty kids pack downtown for turtle races using hopped up meth turtles that run like they are in NASCAR. Every tourist with a wallet is expected to be in town leaving money to support the inhabitants drug habits.
There is no intelligence in Longville, hence no schools. If you can mix a drink and cook up a batch of meth -you will likely be a huge success and held in high esteem by your neighbors, and have the right to be snooty, unfriendly and surly to outsiders (but happy about their money).
Longville has a total area of 0.6 sq. miles, of which, 0.6 sq. miles of it is land and 0.04 sq miles of it (3.23%) is water. There aren't a lot of reasons to visit this fly speck of geography; although the locals love to take your money and laugh at your family for vacationing in the mosquito, infested swamps they call home.
by BeerDrinkin Traveler February 16, 2011
A very small town SE of Rochester, MN with a population of around 1700 people. recreation in the town usually consists of disc golf, pot, and alcohol. There is One high school in the town made up of an extremely non-diverse group of students. the town really seems to have a knack for nothing changing and going absolutely no where. this small town has a large dependence on rochester; most parents work at IBM or Mayo Clinic. most youth claim that there is nothing to do and often head to rochester in hopes of finding something to occupy the extreme amounts of free time. In the end the town is largely ignored, having nothing in it worth while.
by trinketmaster69 February 9, 2011
A small town in the southern part of Minnesota home to Saint Mary's University and Winona State. The biggest shit hole of a town, where college kids run everything. Where 15 dollars can last you a weekend.
by Minny09 February 4, 2010
Located south of St. Paul in Minnesota next to Burnsville. Don't take its name too seriously, most people who live there are white and quite cringy.
White person: Savage, MN is so much better than your lame town *dabs*
Other person: You need to stop
Other person: You need to stop
by Memeing101 November 26, 2016