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Stands for 'Lights Out, Missionary Position'. Used to describe a person with unimpressive sexual habits. Most likely, this is an attractive girl who doesn't need to perform to satisfy men. Can also be used to describe how sexual desire wanes in a long relationship.
"Hey Dave, how's your L.O.M.P.? When's the last time she gave you head?"

"I need to head down to the sex toy store because we've been getting kind of LOMPy."
L.O.M.P. by I Like Bread August 24, 2006
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S L A P O F D O O M 

The most overpowered thing that appears in games, and real life that will pwn things in fights, I'm not kidding it hits harder than a punch for Saitama.
1: TAKE THIS! THE S L A P O F D O O M !
2: Don't make me use the S L A P O F D O O M.
S L A P O F D O O M by DragonJJ April 23, 2022
H.P.O.M.C is short for Hot Piece Of Man Candy
i was walkin down the street one day and i saw this sexy guy, & damn he was a H.P.O.M.C !!
H.P.O.M.C by =]]]]]]]] December 31, 2007
"yo man, i see you just got a fat sack, P.M.O.!!!"
Like the song "G.O.M.D" (get off my dick) by J Cole. G.O.M.P (get off my pussy) typically used by a female instead.

This thirsty nigga kept calling and texting me like G.O.M.P
G.o.m.p by NobodyLove48 April 8, 2015
Bob.On.My.Penis. Used either when you are rejecting someone, or are honestly just trying to have some bitch Bob On Your Penis!
"That bitch has her period, I'm not tryna get that shit all over my dick, I'm just gunna tell her to B.O.M.P!"

Girl: "How could you break up with me, I love you so much! I wanna get back together with you!"
Guy: "NAHHH CHILLLL, B.O.M.P!" *walks away*
B.O.M.P by Allisunshinex August 8, 2009
Poop On My Lips. Inslult,joke. whenever losing an argument be like yeah...whateva POML
yo jack you got P.O.M.L.

Fairfield prep kids like poop on their lips
P.O.M.L by taj ace lonny May 30, 2008