loaded

You are so high, all you can do is eat, and and watch T.V.

Man I was so loaded last nite, I couldn't even open my eyes!

by Jobey Kanobey April 23, 2009

Load-In

The period of time where vendors arrive at a venue and set up their equipment in preparation for some special event. Usually involving short term set-ups.

"We only have 6 hours for this Load-In to be show ready."

"You mean we actually have enough time on this Load-In to do things the RIGHT way?!"

by DarkWolfe5 April 4, 2010

The Load

The most gorgeous piece of meat seen in todays world. this is located between the torso and the ankleless tree trunks of a paticularly fluffy woman. this gorgeous load will cover and shield the vagina from any and all foreign objects. A 12 story complex resides inside for newcommers to tear up. on the 4th floor you will find the juice section.(a new flavor every week!!) This is by far the best known part of the load and has been known to cure many illnesses except for sickle cell or any nigger diseases. if you are planning to make a trip to the load, consult an experienced load-climber. there is no need for clothes. beware, every weekend there is a campfire of queers that lasts for hours and attracts a variety of strange creatures. a man called 'the spooner' has a strip club set up on tuesdays and fridays and if you're lucky he will burst from behind the curtain wearing only his tiger shirt. !!be careful!! you can easily get lost in the load . this will require a team of experienced load-climbers to come get you. Newcommers will always need a load guide and that's just for safety purposes. until recently we have only seen a small portion of the load and science is doing its best to inquire knowledge about this amazing piece of heaven.

Dude! have you been to The Load lately?

Ya man! Once i went in there for 3 years! it was amazing..

by paulette's load July 6, 2009

load

A huge overdue amount of cum that weighs down your balls, that u need to splatter on your gf's face or pussy, or ass.

Sunny from penn. lovessssss to blow his load on pooja from florida when she gives him head.

by Pooja May 2, 2004

loaded

as in stoned, high, drunk, juiced up, rat faced, shit faced rat arsed etc, but with drug ovetones

I got some xyz...let's get loaded

by ivan August 27, 2004

load

A pool of ejaculate.

"We caught a guy jerking off in here and we are sending in a guy to wipe down the loads. "

by Nicotiation January 6, 2012

loaded

1) A booby-trap question with a pre-determined answer (usually pre-determined by the askor). Usually no "good" answer is possible, and it may get you into trouble.

2) Stupidly drunk.

1) Do you love me?

2) Do you remember Mark Friday night? He was so loaded!!

by Jeanne August 26, 2004