Levi Ackerman

- kinda hot
-likes to clean
-really fucking short
-extremely aggressive towards anyone taller than him

Please stop simping for 3’2” Captain Levi Ackerman.

by Petra Ral February 2, 2021

Levi ackerman

An op fidget spinner that summons a horde of fangirls every time he breathes

Hey bro did you know that isayama tried to make levi ackerman ugly?
Well obviously he failed because now there is a horde of fangirls stealing our TV to watch him breathe

by DATBOOMGUY October 12, 2020

levi ackerman

The equivalent to the boogie monster. The short creature that comes out at night and nibbles little children’s ears if they have a messy room. Levi is rumored to be 3”4 and very attractive to eye witnesses.

“I leave one pair of shoes out on my floor and i wake up to a hot midget, Levi Ackerman, bitting my ear!”
“The mother warned her children to tidy their rooms, otherwise Levi Ackerman would come by at night and nibble their ears.”

by p1ssk1nk321 July 25, 2021

levi ackerman

sexiest man alive gawd damn

OMG!!! IS THAT LEVI!? LEVI ACKERMAN???!!!!!!HES SO HOT THAT HE LOOKS LIKE A GOD!!!!!

by itsbalisonbitch February 14, 2021

levi ackerman

humanities hottest daddy material. some may call him ugly but his dick says otherwise.

Jessica : Levi Ackerman is such a hot chunk!

Maria : He's mine bitch.

by athenackerman September 27, 2023

levi ackerman

A hot old guy that everyone simps for

Levi ackerman is one of the hottest old man you’ll ever meet.

by djjdjfjdbdi February 1, 2021

levi ackerman

a lowkey ugly short 30 year old dude that teen girls simp over

most simps stopped simping for him after they saw the season 4 design, how unloyal

omg bro that dude is 5’2 and mildly attractive it’s totally levi ackerman

by lil sharty December 3, 2020