Located in the suburban wasteland around Orlando, FL, it is a hideous hybrid institution, an unholy mix of a crappy American high school and a medium-security penitentiary, though the latter would presumably have better food, cleaner bathrooms and nicer people.
A former inmate, er... I mean student has nicknamed it Lake Hellhole, which, at least when he was doing time there, no one else had before, which is amazing given the appropriateness of the designation.
A former inmate, er... I mean student has nicknamed it Lake Hellhole, which, at least when he was doing time there, no one else had before, which is amazing given the appropriateness of the designation.
Lake Howell High School (Lake Hellhole) is an example of what happens when incompetence gets together with an attitude of not giving a shit.
by Dr. Jakareh January 7, 2009
A hellhole of a "high school," this institution, more of a prison, is operated by the warden "Dr.Storch" this satanic bitch prides herself on putting money into a shitty football team, that's never going to get better. She thrives on the oppression of the rights of the prisoners I mean "students" and she hates the awesome band, the Silver Regiment. besides that, this school is known for its blind spots from cameras, that prisoners are known to have sex in, evidenced by used condoms laying around. the school is from the seventys, and has 2'X1' holes in the wall, covered by plates of some metal, probably used to fix the a/c problems, but, of course, it failed. also, there are some like mutated cockroaches there, they are like HUGE!. Storch takes away things like test exemptions, off campus lunch. Also, her and her staff often break the 4th amendment rights of the students, and they search cars and people for drugs and the like. Lake Howell is a PRISON, and is worse then HADES.
Lake Howell High School is the pinnacle of hell and is where an evil sadistic bitch named after a bird goes around biting the heads off of innocent prisoners/students.
by StorchIsASadisticBitch. December 7, 2009
This Michigan high school is full of stuck-up bitches, jocks, rich pussies, and white trash. It's the largest high school in Oakland County but is still over populated with the scum from Pontiac and lower parts of Lake Orion.
If Lake Orion High School got sucked down by a sinkhole, I still wouldn't care about that shit hole.
by klingadingding August 24, 2010
A school in Roselle Illinois where majority of the sluts in the United States of America attend. Where girls open up their legs more than they open up books. The school is known to have STD's WATCH OUT! oh & Probably the highest pregnancy and abortion rate. the guys in that school take the opportunity and bang who ever walks in their way. But hey you can't blame the guys. it might as well be another planet filled with orange dirtyass people. There are a few nice people just have to dive through all the sluts & whores. Yes, education is provided but with the number of sexy teachers students barely pay attention. This is Lake Park High School for you, look it up.
by a not very proud attendee February 10, 2012
preppy ass rich bitch school right in the butt fuck middle of texas with the most annoying assistant principal. (bitch always has the most to say) the amount of shit the staff at lbhs hides😒
by ihatemyself555 August 31, 2021
The most disgusting high school in North Carolina. Full of drug addicts and disease ridden rich kids.
Dude one: Hey,I'm bringing my friend from lake Norman high school to the party tonight.
Dude two: Ew,no dogs allowed in my house man.
Dude two: Ew,no dogs allowed in my house man.
by Titsforpope December 4, 2013
Established in 1970 and owned and operated by the Diocese of Cleveland, Lake Catholic High School commits itself to the faith and education of each student. Through a challenging curriculum, extensive extra-curriculars, successful athletics and a vibrant service program, Lake Catholic works to fulfill its mission to learn, to work together, and to serve. But past all that the school is filled with cliques drama and non-stop gossip. The most important sport is football so if you are they star on the team you are known as the alpha male of the school! For the males of the school the sports that get you most known are football, basketball, and baseball. For the girls its volleyball, cheerleading, and basketball. Besides all that the school still has it class sluts, drug deals, cop showing up parties, and full of drama. In the school every girl has there whoreish moment where they will hook-up with a guy or a girl and the next Monday everyone knows about it. In Lake everyone knows your secrets and your life. This school has some of the worst slut you can find in Ohio!
by meidhex22 July 24, 2010