lqtm

laugh quietly to myself.

a way to say what you are really doing because you are never really laughing out loud.

person 1 : i just got dumped
person 2 : lqtm
person 1 : not funny!
person : yeah it is.

lqtm = laugh, or laughing quietly to myself. This is used in place of "lol" when your not actually laughing out loud.

(All on the internet)
Guy 1: Hey dude, why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: I dunno, why?
Guy 1: To get to the other side!
Guy 2: lqtm.

by RiceLlamas January 18, 2010

Laughing quietly to myself

LQTM

Laughing. Quietly. To. Myself.

A subtitute for LOL (it makes more sense)

'Jess fell down the stairs,'
'LQTM she is such a cluts!'
'i know!'

by Rockin' LIL J March 19, 2009

It means "Laugh Quietly To Myself." Better than lol because you don't actually Laugh OUT LOUD when you said it. You really laugh quietly to yourself.

KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
SARAH
SARAH WHO?
SARAH REASON YOUR NOT LAUGHING?
HAHA LQTM!

by Matt g94 February 10, 2009

Laughing quietly to myself. verb.

When you laugh really hard at something funny, but quietly to yourself.

Oh (insert your name here) you make me lqtm!

by Hulietta Dillon October 03, 2010

short for "laughing quietly to myself"

made up by walker fickling

Bernardo:"Hey Janice! Guess what?!"
Janice:"What?"
Bernardo:"Poop balls!"
Jancice:"LQTM!"

by blake moseley June 29, 2007