Kim Jong Il

Kim Jong Il is one of the worlds most dangerous men. He runs North Korea, which is home to a few concentration camps and prisons in which the people who are captured are tortured, forced to do manual labor, killed, and forced to fertilize the ground using their own defecation. Anyone who lives in North Korea is deprived of human rights, and is not allowed to leave.

Kim Jong Il is a megalomaniac who wants control over the entire planet. He is completely insane, and will do anything unexpected for the world to be afraid of him.

He has large rectangular glasses and a large hairdo. He enjoys wild parties and driving in expensive sport cars.

He is currently (2006) testing missiles to threaten the world- he believes that his missiles can reach California of the United States. He is treatening the United States and Japan directly, but truly he wants the entire planet's control.

Kim Jong Il is a maniac. I despise him.

by Anony.mous July 15, 2006

Kim Jong Un

When you have a small dick and fail at bombing America.

If Hitler had a nuclear program, he probably would've been a Kim Jong Un.

by ThatOnePastafarian March 20, 2016

The Kim jong un

When you fuck over people so hard they cry until cum

Dude I was with this girl last night. Totally went the Kim jong un with her.

by Vine 9+10 black kid March 8, 2018

Kim Jong Un

A fat shorty that imprisons or kills everyone in North Korea for no reason.

Kim Jong Un wants to nuke the US because he hates them

by UltraEnergyFlows September 2, 2018

Kim Jong-il

Current dictator of North Korea. Many evidences show that he is not very popular in N. Korea, whereas his father, Kim Il-Sung was more popular and was pretty much "worshipped" by some Koreans in the past.

I think he's gay. why must he live like that?

by Korean-American located in S. Korea May 31, 2005

Kim Jong Un

a fat, ugly, bad guy with a really weird haircut. he likes bombs. he likes starving people. he likes torturing people in camps and stuff. he's basically a jerk. and he's not south korean. bam.

Kim Jong Un is so sexy.

by btsloverfromnybutstillkorean January 24, 2018

kim jong okay

the state of kim jong before he was il.

kim jong il - kim jong, il. about to die
kim jon okay - when hes okay.

"i didnt even know kim jon was il.. " cried sue
"yeah same, thought he was kim jong okay" said jon

by jjjss December 27, 2011