Karl

A person who repeats or reuses old out of date jokes, sometimes makes awful original jokes, during the worst of times.

“Heh, wh-what are those man”
“Karl please stop, you’re interrupting the funeral.

by That one Mexic-Asian May 13, 2018

karl

a guy from up that is pretty old

will b looks like karl

by sharks28 October 25, 2016

karled

The action of prematuraly ejaculating before any clothes are taken off, or ejaculating in your trousers.

Dude #1: dude check that lasses rack man
Dude #2: dude i think i just karled
Dude #1: dude thats sick

by Piezo August 11, 2006

karling

Hot. Secretive. Sexy. Addicted to speeding along winding roads. Totally quirky, cool and delicious.

'What was that??'
'Must've been Karling Racing'

by speedstar February 5, 2010

Karl

Homeless person/group of people huddled in street corners

Hey look at that poor Karl with his moped!

by KYAMW April 27, 2008

Karl

A "Lady" that resembles a woman yet for all intents and purposes is a man. Not necessarily a hermaphodite; however there is some gender confusion. She makes toilet while standing, greets each morning with a thunderous flatulent and is an all around meathead.

Yeah I went out with that Mexican girl Kara but all she kept doing is quoting movie lines and acting like a total KARL. And I'm pretty sure she was wearing Old Spice deodorant

by El Roberto! November 5, 2007

Karl

Verb: To Karl is to start an activity or situation well, only to end in mild catastrophe or irony. Other forms: Karling, Karled.
Used in a sentence: The situation is all Karled up.

For example: To Karl:A salesman arrives early and meets someone for an important business meeting, but shakes the client's hand with a wet hand after exiting the bathroom, therefore leaving the client in a less than favorable state. (true story)

by AngelTooth July 1, 2013