by Fred the Wolf August 13, 2005
Hey, it could be worse. I live in northeast kansas, so we're pretty much missouri. Contrary to popular belief, the state is not entirely hicks! I mean, Overland Park (where I live) is considered to be the Orange County of KS. The only true hicks, are those in small towns off the highway and central kansas. So, all in all, hey, we could be Montana! Plus, the Jayhawks rock.
Person A: Yo, where you from?
Person B: Kansas!
Person A: Ugh that sucks yo.
Person B: *Breaks Person A's nose*
Person B: Kansas!
Person A: Ugh that sucks yo.
Person B: *Breaks Person A's nose*
by lalalalayo July 3, 2009
- a midwestern state
- very flat
- has lots of Jayhawks
- really boring
- not many people live there
- lots of rednecks and trashy homes
- most famous things include <i>The Little House on The Prarie, The Wizard of Oz, Kansas University, world's largest ball of twine, Bob Dole</i>
- very flat
- has lots of Jayhawks
- really boring
- not many people live there
- lots of rednecks and trashy homes
- most famous things include <i>The Little House on The Prarie, The Wizard of Oz, Kansas University, world's largest ball of twine, Bob Dole</i>
by AJ November 28, 2004
1. The land of BIGOTRY
2. Home of 1 good thing, "the needle in the haystack" aka Kara Wilder
3. Home of the Wildcats
4. A place u visit only when you're driving somewhere important when you suddently blow a tire or run out of gas.
2. Home of 1 good thing, "the needle in the haystack" aka Kara Wilder
3. Home of the Wildcats
4. A place u visit only when you're driving somewhere important when you suddently blow a tire or run out of gas.
1) Kansans elected George W. Bush (need I say more?)
2) Random person: So where are u from?
Kara: Kansas
Ransom person: WHAT?!! They make women like u in kansas?
3) KSU FOOTBALL BABY!
4) The most entertaining tourist attraction is... ... the Santa Fe trail where u might find an arrowhead or a hand made bowl... ... wow
2) Random person: So where are u from?
Kara: Kansas
Ransom person: WHAT?!! They make women like u in kansas?
3) KSU FOOTBALL BABY!
4) The most entertaining tourist attraction is... ... the Santa Fe trail where u might find an arrowhead or a hand made bowl... ... wow
by sugabrwn April 5, 2006
Well...Kansas.
by R. N. Willson May 5, 2015
Kansas is in the middle of the United States of America. People that come from Kansas are NOT hicks. Kansas isnt all flat because we have hills duh...I'm rly sick of all the ppl tat think we Kansans are stupid. Not everybody lives on farms, and we have big cities. We're not all republicans, and tornados rarely hit, cept for Greensberg but hey life sux get over it...Atleast we dont have hurricans....And not all Kansans go to church on Sun. and shit....Im a emo and Atheist or howeva u spell it..
by *EmoChick* February 15, 2009
The 34th state in the USA, which is boring and (mostly) flat. There are just a bunch of farmers and members of the middle class looking for big cheap housing so they can feel like they’re members of the upper middle class, even though they aren’t. Points of Interest are as follows:
Village West –Nothing special, but if you're driving through KS on your way to somewhere more interesting it’s worth a stop, if only to break the monotony of seeing all the cows and corn fields (KS grows more corn than wheat).
Massachusetts Street in Lawrence: Lawrence is the only city in KS with any culture. Mass. Street is notable for its locally owned restaurants and stores.
Great Plains Mall: Not really great, the entire thing would fit in one of the department stores at Mall of America and half the stores are empty.
Renaissance Festival
KU – A decent school that does surprisingly well in basketball
KSU - A decent school
The first 4 places are all close to Missouri for the sole purpose of stealing MO’s tax dollars by drawing people in Kansas City to spend their money in KS, which is rather unfortunate because those rednecks really need the money to fix their roads. In case you didn’t catch it, the majority of KC is in MO. In fact, everything significant that you’ve ever heard of being in KC is in KC, MO, although KC, KS exists. The Kansas City Zoo, Mount Leonard, Union Station, KCI, and Worlds of Fun are actually in MO, despite any Kansan propaganda you may have heard.
Village West –Nothing special, but if you're driving through KS on your way to somewhere more interesting it’s worth a stop, if only to break the monotony of seeing all the cows and corn fields (KS grows more corn than wheat).
Massachusetts Street in Lawrence: Lawrence is the only city in KS with any culture. Mass. Street is notable for its locally owned restaurants and stores.
Great Plains Mall: Not really great, the entire thing would fit in one of the department stores at Mall of America and half the stores are empty.
Renaissance Festival
KU – A decent school that does surprisingly well in basketball
KSU - A decent school
The first 4 places are all close to Missouri for the sole purpose of stealing MO’s tax dollars by drawing people in Kansas City to spend their money in KS, which is rather unfortunate because those rednecks really need the money to fix their roads. In case you didn’t catch it, the majority of KC is in MO. In fact, everything significant that you’ve ever heard of being in KC is in KC, MO, although KC, KS exists. The Kansas City Zoo, Mount Leonard, Union Station, KCI, and Worlds of Fun are actually in MO, despite any Kansan propaganda you may have heard.
by Aphrodora August 3, 2010