by Walkerboi October 26, 2018
by trennalised March 2, 2008
A jerk-muffin-head who you think you can trust but it turns out he is a jerk-muffin-head and then goes and dumps you for a girl that he dates for two days and then breaks up with. Also, he may tell all your secrets and ruin your life so don't tell him any of your secrets.
girl1: hey how are you and jonny?
girl2: if you ever say that name again i will shoot a baby in the face.
girl2: if you ever say that name again i will shoot a baby in the face.
by Lfe September 30, 2009
A total dickhead who likes to think he's hung, overuses the word "nigga" and thinks he's fly. Overall, he's alright. If casually racist.
by Massive Twat February 22, 2016
A gay ninja who enjoys the likes of steps, the spice girls and busted concerts and a cock in and around his mouth
by barnesy1990 February 24, 2010
A sly, sneaky cunt, who does'nt have the balls to back up his comments, is thick as fuck, lazy and lives off the back of his mothers hards work. He causes trouble and hides behind his equally slyish, cuntish, wankerish, family.
has tiny balls and the forehead of an orangutan.
has tiny balls and the forehead of an orangutan.
by truthspeaker2011 May 10, 2011
A legend, may take human form. As a person, he is short yet confident. His ego is bigger then he is. Classy with a bad side. He will take your girl, but return her later. Hes only serious when he has to be and doesnt know when to stop joking. Hes handsome though the girls dont care how he looks. Hes strong and fit but in his mind hes superman. Acts harder then he really is, he has a sweet side but it hasnt been seen in years. Jonnys are unpredictable. Thinks he knows everything, but knows nothing. Typically called a douche, but it doesnt phase him. Makes mistakes alot and plans to make many more. Jonnys are dangerous. Sleep with him if you dare, legend has it it'll change youre life.
Guy: im so bummed
Girl: how come?
Guy: A jonny stole my girl again
Girl: i know the 3 some was crazy!
Girl: how come?
Guy: A jonny stole my girl again
Girl: i know the 3 some was crazy!
by JNYBLZE December 20, 2016