A semi-sucessful children's cartoon show from the early 2000s. Featuring a cartoon version of Chinese Martial Artist and movie star Jackie Chan and fictional friends. The episodes would conclude with supposed questions from young fans for Jackie. He would try to answer them to the best of his abillity, but his lack of being able to speak English caused him to fail and he'd wind up saying a sentence of random words.
by oboemastah June 26, 2007
by Leemeister July 11, 2008
A Jackie Chan movie is slang for watching a porno.
Ex:
Steve: Wanna watch a Jackie Chan movie?
Greg: Like Rush Hour 2?
Steve: Nah man like back door sluts 9!
Greg: Jackie Chan is in that?
Steve: Nah man I just call em' Jackie Chan movies because they kick ass man!
Greg: 😂😂😂
Ex:
Steve: Wanna watch a Jackie Chan movie?
Greg: Like Rush Hour 2?
Steve: Nah man like back door sluts 9!
Greg: Jackie Chan is in that?
Steve: Nah man I just call em' Jackie Chan movies because they kick ass man!
Greg: 😂😂😂
by Gregoryhotchkiss January 7, 2017
Did you see Amber Hatmaker use her Jackie Chan mojo, because I sure as hell didn't. All i saw was hair pullin.
by deesnuts6969 February 27, 2011
1.To put a severe ass-whoopin' on someone.
2. To kick someone in the face
3.To kick ass using an unorthodox object
2. To kick someone in the face
3.To kick ass using an unorthodox object
1.Nigger, you stole my bike, I'll Jackie Chan your ass
2.I'll jump down, turn around and Jackie Chan your ass
3.Bitch, I'll grab this bana peel and Jackie Chan your ass
2.I'll jump down, turn around and Jackie Chan your ass
3.Bitch, I'll grab this bana peel and Jackie Chan your ass
by man with a terrible smell June 29, 2009
Any movie exhibiting both mixed martial arts and flying people, as in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon," "House of Flying Daggers," "Forbidden Kingdom," "Hero," "Curse of the Golden Flower," and so on.
** In order to be truly Jackie Chan meets Peter Pan, the characters must defy gravity to a hilarious degree.
** In order to be truly Jackie Chan meets Peter Pan, the characters must defy gravity to a hilarious degree.
Bob: "Crouching dragon hidden... what? What the hell is that about?"
Joe: "It's like Jackie Chan meets Peter Pan. It's awesome. Just shut up and watch."
Joe: "It's like Jackie Chan meets Peter Pan. It's awesome. Just shut up and watch."
by ThatsTooBad June 29, 2010
When a girl is upside down on ropes with her legs spread and gets a 10 inch dildo in her asshole then gets fisted down her vagina until she creams 3 times and then the guy sucks up the guice from her vagina and drinks it in a milkshake
Guy 1: me and my wife had a lovely Jackie chans forbidden milkshake last night
Guy 2: how did it tase
Guy 1: like cherrys
Guy 2: how did it tase
Guy 1: like cherrys
by Ugly dogs June 17, 2021