Junior Partier pron. (joon-yer par'ti-er)

Noun. 1.One who can not party. 2. Person or persons that fall asleep easily, pass-out early, complain about anything and everything, whine and cry about trivial circumstances. Adj. 1. Used to describe people mentioned above.
1.Thomas fell asleep thirty minutes after everyone arrived at the party, what a JP!

2.JP Thomas fell asleep thirty minutes after everyone arrived at the party.
by No JP Matt September 28, 2006
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JP short for Jizz Pants, a person who nuts in their pants with minimal stimulation. For example in a strip club in Blackpool.
Hey see that Pat, he's a real two pump chump let's call him JP.
by Gary_T April 17, 2015
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Botnet term: Joins Per Second (JPS)

The speed at which bots join a channel when loaded (directed to a given IP).
WOW Pherks JPS is 4!
by afextz October 1, 2004
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Shortened form of "Japanese". Used in the FFXI gaming environment to refer to Japanese players.

Preferred to other shortened forms like "Jap", which is considered disrepectful.
JP only, ((sorry, I don't understand English)).

My JP friend gave me these balance rings, I'm so lucky to be a linkshell with JP players.

It's hard to play with JP players because of translation issues, but they really rock in combat.
by Moonbug October 30, 2004
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v. An acronym for the phrase Junk Punch.
Stop being an ass, or else I'll JP you.
by Massimo2112 September 4, 2007
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did u see that kid try n do that keg stand he threw up all over himself, what a JP.

this guy is really struggling to crack that blunt, lol what a JP
by Mr. Raxby Haledocious December 21, 2010
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Jp is one of a kind. He comes from new york. He the cutest boy you will ever meet. He has glasses, yellow ones, he speaks spanish. He is latino. Once u have him u will never want to lose him!! He has a hard life of being with girls, but it will all come together. He has black hair, black eyes. He plays soccer. He plays basketball. JP IS MY MAN!❤
Girl:U are lucky, i like jp but u have him.
Me: yeah just dont get near him, he is offically mine.
by Sexy.gurl.mhh October 29, 2018
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