Simply put, it means what it say:
BITCH, I OWN U (As in, it is your property)
"HEY YOU, THERE! BITCH"

"Huh , What? I'm not a Bitch..."

"Bitch-I-OWN-U!!!%@#&^@"
by BITCH-I-OWN-U July 30, 2008
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One of the best song ever made by Boombass and Zdar from the french electronic duo, Cassius. The music video about a iphone showing a person's mouth singing the song over and over again.
OOOh, I <3 U So. But why I <3 U I never know
OOOh, I <3 U So. But why I <3 U I never know
OOOh, I <3 U So. But why I <3 U I never know
OOOh, I <3 U So. But why I <3 U I never know
OOOh, I <3 U So. But why I <3 U I never know
OOOh, I <3 U So. But why I <3 U I never know
OOOh, I <3 U So. But why I <3 U I never know
OOOh, I <3 U So. But why I <3 U I never know
by I<3USO April 22, 2023
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Astronaut 1: a e i o u a e i o u a e i o u a e i o u a e i o u a e i o u a e i o u a e i o u a e i o u
Astronaut 2: e y u i o a
Astronaut 1: I give up.
by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 11, 2020
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The most amazing person In the universe. This person follows amazing folks because he is amazing.
Amazing Person 1: I got followed by this u/I-FollowAmazingFolk
Amazing Person 2: Yeah he follows pog people
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A coloquial abbreviation of "As if I care", or "as if you care". Used to express disbeleif at the other's lack of consideration, or to express a lack of consideration of the other's predicament.
"i promise never to do it again"
"zif-i, you can do what you want, i don't care anymore"

"I hope you do well in your exam tomorrow"
"zif-u - you were totally against me going back to college"

"Hey how're you doing mate?"
"zif-u, you're full of shit"

"I've been getting these headaches every time you play your heavy metal music"

"zif-I, you don't think about me when you mow the lawn at 8am!"

or

"zif-U, you greasy haired mother"
by PoleKat and SkodaBitch January 29, 2005
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