Americana slang coined by Batman in the first Batman TV series.
by muffalo_bill December 6, 2003
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a hoopty is a car with very big speakers -ALWAYS metal flake paint (lime green usually). 4 dr. '95 Lincoln is a classic example. sometimes Lowered, may bounce, 19 or 20" rims. Back window has large letters tht are difficult to read as they are in old english -all caps.
"My posse dissen me cause my hoopty be dragging. Know what I'm saying"
by Boba June 22, 2004
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To ride
to be given a ride
to drive
Yo Bob, gangsta Billy needs you to hooptie him over to the bonnie

I'm gonna hooptie my ass over there in a couple minutes

Yo, can you give me a hooptie to the liquor store?
by H to the O-S-S March 27, 2004
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A cool, personalized ride.
That bitch! Did he put new rubber on his hooptie?
by MarkGH September 18, 2006
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There is a girl in Beaver County, PA that doesn't brush her teeth every day and she doesn't have health insurance or the internet. She drives a beat 89 cavalier and she is allways in faded jeans, sneakers and a hoody. I cant resist her cause i know i can get her. And she looks sooo good in a certain way. Please help me with this one guys, I know you know her...
"Aww dude check her out... look at that ass. Maybe she'd be into me if i put a new cd player in her car." Says Aaron. "Naww dude, shes a hooptie. Why dont you call that Brittany girl back?" Replied Diesel.
by HoopyLove November 30, 2004
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A person or object that is super cheesy, simple and ridiculous in ghetto terms.
A grown man who records the Lifetime channel on his DVR is without a doubt Hoopty.
by websterrocks August 2, 2012
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A New York City bicycle that wears out your sneakers every time you have to stop with at least one part dangling off the bicycle
A Huffy or Murray mountain bike with three broken spokes and the shift lever unattached
by halifax November 13, 2003
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