High Tech Red Neck

Someone who has a rifle rack mounted across the front of hiz monitor.

bubba: dat 30-30 iz blockin da view of dat fine brood sow ya got dare.
htrn: oh, so ya like mah wallpaper, eh?

by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who calls hiz geneology software hiz "Lil Black Book".

bubba: d00d, yr family tree ain't got no branchez!
htrn: yeah, nothin ta break yr fall when i push ya out of it!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who thinks WWW stands for Wild Willing Women.

bubba: what say we git all likkered up and chase us some white wimmin?
htrn: why waste da energy? let's just stay home and cyber 'em all!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who knowz the difference between a microchip an a buffalo chip.

bubba: what'cha gonna do with all them chips?
htrn: they're great with dip!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who loses a $5000 laptop when it bounces off da seat and fallz out thru da rust hole in da floorboard of his pickup.

bubba: how come all da dead appliances on yr front porch have names like "honywell, ibm, and dec"?
htrn: die n00b!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Schools

Not what theyr all worked up to be. All schools are extremely small and filled with drama and kids who think they are the shit but really are no better than kids at regular schools. actually they might be worse.

HTH-the school everyone thinks is the best
HTHMA-the one NOBODY thinks is the best
HTHI- the one that the freshmen took over and made the "stoner school"
HTMMA-probably the most layed back of all the schools, but the kids are just as bad as all the other schools in the village
HTM- has some of the snobbiest kids on the planet. it's like all the evil stuck up kids of the world got together and decided "hey, let's go to HTM!"

regular kid: hey, i got into High tech!

High tech schools kid: i'm so sorry

by ilyrawrrrgurly December 21, 2010

High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose portable computer is an IBM 360 bolted in the back of hiz pick-up truck.

bubba: so how's da portable computer work?
htrn: with a really long extension cord

by daDebil January 16, 2004