Grand theft taco refers to the loss of a young girl's virginity by the hands of a thief. If said girl has her cradle robbed, she is said to have been the victim of grand theft taco. The taco is of course referring to female reproductive organ...her cunt. See also vertical smile and axe wound.
Pablo Don Carlos was convicted of grand theft taco when he undoubtedly stole Sally's virginity in a hilariously humiliating way.
by Muffdiver December 22, 2006
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1. The crime of stealing a car.

2.The best thing to happen to videogames ever.

3. A Pasttime like this, America=Baseball Mexico= Grand Theft Auto
Mexico + Boredm = Grand Theft Auto!!!
by Niakoali Kheshkepolvy August 17, 2005
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The crime of stealing many air vehicles such as Airplanes or Helicopters. Only hard ass mother fuckers pull off a job like that.
Cop:"Did you hear about that one Marcus kid?"
Cop1:"Nah, what?"
Cop:"Got busted for Grand Theft Aero. Mother fucker was stealing planes!"
by M-boy January 23, 2006
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The capture of another creature's anus, usually contained and held for ransom.
Dude that guy just got convicted of Grand Theft Anus
by GetItDone69 July 5, 2011
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A lot of people think 'Grand Theft Auto' is the theft of a car itself. It is, in fact, theft of $500+ worth of things from INSIDE, or off the car.
Hayley: I was a victim of Grand Theft Auto!
Mia: Really? How much stuff was stolen?
Hayley: Everything in the car! My laptop, my Ipod, and they even took the car badge!
by Cadillacky January 24, 2011
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someone that steals a car from someone,Also known as a game 'Grand Theft Auto:Vice City' and other series
car owner:OMG, HE STOLE MY CAR!
car jacker:tomorrow you'll be laughing about this!
someguy: hey look guys! hes doing grabd theft auto!
by Jonathan March 7, 2004
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