Gordoned

intoxicated to the extent of wishing to consume a moth or ejaculate on the head of an acquaintance. To be so wasted you shit on a slide and then fall into it.

"hey man are you drinking tonight"
"yeah man im gona get completely gordoned!"
"are you sure we have exams this week"
"don't give a dump"

by MIRZ March 30, 2008

gordon

There is only one Gordon and he is the Freeman.

Dr. Kliener: Great Scott! Gordon Freeman!

by The One Freeman April 2, 2010

gordon

A rare breed of silver back gorilla found roving the ranks of the US navy.

Watch out for that gordon in the bushes he looks horny

by armitage May 12, 2006

gordon

is a male who without hesitation thorws himself onto a mates girlfriend, or taken women/girls, and boyfriends seem not to care that much as he is a gordon!

"hey loook at that guy he is full sitting on caitlin, boy will alex be pissed"
"hahahah waattalegend,...oi...Oi dude check out that guy hes pulling a gordon!!!"
e.g.2
"hey babe your mate just grabbed my ass"
"hahaha oh dont worry hes just pulling a gordon"

by adskeeoner February 23, 2008

gordon

Doing a gordon means to have homosexual sex with a man wearing the typically gay atire of tight jeans and a fishnet vest.

Steve was doing a Gordon

by Steve Urdic December 20, 2006

gordon

When shopping, if you pick something up and then decide that you don't want it anymore while you are still shopping, you toss it in some random location (not where you found it), and you have gordoned your item. People commonly gordon items because returning them to their original locations is just too much effort. Besides, it's someone's job to replace items so people who gordon things are actually helping the economy.

Guy: Do I really need another man purse?
Girl: Not so much.
Guy: Do you think I should gordon it?
Girl: Sure do!
Guy: Done! (as he randomly tosses item in nearest bin)

by Furter January 22, 2008

gordon

a very confused boy who does not know how to get home and if you talk to him he simply says yes even if the answer is no, or maybe you didn't even ask him a question he is affraid of dogs and cats but his favourite animal has to be a cockroach, yes thats right. he seems to be a kean little swimmer, but only in puddles because anything over 5cm's then he'll drown. he loves putting his wellies on, and jumping in the sink. he really likes aliens, in fact he believes his grandparents are from outer space so thats why he's frightened of them
he does really enjoy his food, thats why he has a podge on his belly and when you give him a hug you seem to disappear

lets go for a gordon,
how are you gordon? "yes"

by Jaja123... August 24, 2008