i gotta go eat an apple.

a dickhead way of saying your busy or don't want to do something
person 1:you wanna help me shingle my house

person 2:no, "i gotta go eat an apple."
by kfel March 08, 2014
mugGet the i gotta go eat an apple.mug.
What your mother says to you as she yells at someone
Trinity-bitch get off me and don't talk to me
Trinity-yo shaqusa go sit down and go eat your lunch
by Harktheharoldflising March 23, 2017
mugGet the sit down and go eat your lunchmug.
What you say to someone after they discover thier insults are not having any effect and leave.
1: And damn, your pussy is so hairy.

2: you faggot, you fantasise about that shit

1: and you don't wear a tampn either, it's so disgustingly cute

*continues for a few minutes*

2:Freak, I'm leaving now


1: don't go, stay and eat my ass!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
mugGet the don't go, stay and eat my assmug.
This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.
Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it
by ultrasupernectar2 October 08, 2012
mugGet the Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at itmug.
what an ignoarnt edgelord wannabe says not expecting for someone to try and turn it into a copypasta and will prob fail
person A: *imagery representing a racist terrorist group*

person B: wtf

person A: SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares
by Average UD writer July 22, 2024
mugGet the SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one caresmug.
Calou get grounses goanimate pee you
GoAnimate

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Grounded now Pee duvayou
Dot net mikrosoft mikrosoft mikrosoft mikrosoft Dora's Dad: HAHA I GOT UR BUTT NOW TIME TO GET OFF THE PANTS

Dora: *randomly scretches* Pee duvayou nibba bubba dubba boooooooo

Dora's Dad: Pee snobsjbsinnwubsjnnaonwobs you fat slob Dora peehead

Dora: pee pee pee pee pee
Maaaaaayyyyyuoouououude it lets go eat
(insert minion here)

RRRR UUUU Y T YYURU U
Gigi Astro

Dandy will go drink a bottle of pesticide

Dora this is burritotototototo Dora: Let's jiggle firey's and coiny's butt

WHAT THE BOOG?! It seems like Giggly Glacier FINALLY has a sequel!!Travel across the Gigglayas and discover ancient history, Maaaaaayyyyyuoouououuderetches lets go eat
Dora pee duvayou Bejrovbooty see him

Bejroogar

Lonnie Benningfield Junior

The sticky clima

Meghívó

Baja

Baja

Baja

Baja

Baja
MAAAAAAXIIMUUUUM Maaaaaayyyyyuoouououude it lets go eat

Badr the thiccest vs no eye man

What the boig!?! It seems like Giggly Glacier FINALLY has a sequel!! Travel across the Gigglayas and discover ancient history, maybe some ARCTIC ANTICs...
Prepare for the ultimate level!!! 1234567890
by Bluetext6572 May 23, 2025
mugGet the Maaaaaayyyyyuoouououude it lets go eatmug.

go eat a flower

a term used as a politer way of saying go eat shit. it's more of a feminine term so when u say it to a male it could be degrading. also used when you are telling someone week or nerdy to eat shit.
ya whatever go eat a flower nerd
by hardcore13 June 19, 2017
mugGet the go eat a flowermug.