flawless victory

This occurs when you have completed taking a duece and when you go to wipe your ass the paper comes away pristine and white.

Grant-"Dude, yesterday I was dropping a log and when I wiped i got a flawless victory!"

by skeeter50 May 29, 2006

Flawless Kevin

A Youtuber who is obsessed with Korean popstar Kim Taehyung to the point where it is concerning. He also epitomises the definition of the word 'cringe'.

'Oh my god, did you see Flawless Kevin's new video? It was so cringy'

by anonthemous August 26, 2018

Flawless Person

Myself. Talented, funny, perfect in every way, angel hybrid because I'm so nice (and humble), caring, one of the best people you'll ever lay eyes on, and MORE.

Someone New: "Hi, and you are?"
Me: A flawless person.
Someone New: MARRY ME.

by Malgryfogrhb February 11, 2020

Flawless manipulator

Flawless manipulator, the most beautiful intelligent woman in the world.

I saw her today, she is such a flawless manipulator.
Her flawlessness manipulates me.

by Subliminallysubliminal July 11, 2021

flawless victory

When you poop, then go to wipe and there's no poo on the toilet paper

Mike: Hey Brad, I thought there was almost no TP left!
Brad: There isn't, Mike, but I just had a flawless victory so I didn't use all of it.

by Tiger Whyte February 28, 2017

flawless jake

he's freakin flawless

Jake Barnes

by Jake Barnes August 23, 2003

Flawless victory

The act of getting thousands of people to read your shitty definition.

I've never been laid and I don't have any friends, but this Flawless victory has given me a raging boner.

by charliemcc June 21, 2005