A phrase uttered by a female to a work colleague, in the office, to be excused to escape to the bathroom/restroom, from a long laborious meeting, to go urinate. Its slightly more polite that "pee", though those that use it are rarely polite outside of work. Claims of the ferns being neglected or thirsty means she is desperate.
"I have to go water the ferns for a few minutes" - is a sign of a normal require urination
"I have to go water the ferns as we have neglected them" - is a sign of an urgent need to pee like a horse
"I have to go water the ferns as we have neglected them" - is a sign of an urgent need to pee like a horse
by ScopeyUK June 22, 2017
A derogatory term for a sit-down chain restaurant in which all outlets have eerily similar interior design.
"While traveling, one of the great pleasures is to find a restaurant that isn't exactly like all the brass and fern restaurants that seem to be multiplying like a plague of locusts across the country."
by Aetrix9 September 18, 2007
Any object you can not describe because you are to stupid to remember the proper terminology OR a mechanical part that is machined for an unusual application and, therefore, not mass produced.
EXAMPLES: wing nut,
EXAMPLES: wing nut,
Can you grab me that drill, a #2 bit, two screws and that Fern Dobbler?
Well, here’s your problem, your Fern Dobbler is not aligned.
“Where is that thing?”
“What thing?”
“You know, that Fern Dobbler”
Well, here’s your problem, your Fern Dobbler is not aligned.
“Where is that thing?”
“What thing?”
“You know, that Fern Dobbler”
by Cody Danger October 25, 2020
Literally a fern. A plant a couple can buy to prove they can work together and be responsible before having children. Essentially, a plant one uses as a practice-baby.
by tunamelt416 March 4, 2011
By throwing your picnic blanket into the ferns a short distance from the path, you then make your way to the blanket and the undisturbed ferns then pprovide a modicum of privacy. Thus, you are able to indulge your ladies desire for outdoor persuits with reduced risk or being seen.
Simon: My Mrs wants me to fuck her outside but I don't wanna be seen by some Scottish pervert.
Adrian: Give her a fern ticket then.
Adrian: Give her a fern ticket then.
by Big Pimpin Radfad October 8, 2009
by lindsayellen March 28, 2007
by smsikaz April 2, 2021